If Null were to call you and ask for help moving his PC, how would you, as a fan, react?

[Not Jewish Wario]

Inspired from this post.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Considering I am not near null, I would use my wizard once in a life-time paralysis powers to move myself to him, then hulk-hogan his 10 furry porn pentabyte server hoisted up to the truck for the destination. It would either be to a house, a storage unit, a server-place, or a bomb-field. Split the gas price like usual, and blame the jews while fag-bombing the trooners. Once arrived at the destination, we set it up and I make my leave, taking the money for the fucking gas (shit ain't free) and hopefully make it home.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

As a fan, I'm already inside the PC making sure it doesn't overheat. Really, I'm doing all I can in this situation already.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd demand to know how he got my phone number, then ask for money.

 

[batterybee]

yes, i am very strong i cold help my internet daddy null and flex my muscles for him

 

[Moths]

Fuck off cunt we're full

 

[TenMilesWide]

That's almost as shitty an interview question as "where do you get your ideas from?"

 

[Tism the Return]

Hell yeah dude

 

[SCSI]

I'd be confused as I'm nowhere near him, but, assuming it was a machine he left in the USA within a reasonable distance of me, I'd help. And I would handle it with loving care. I'd even break out my air compressor and dust it. Hardware is my friend.

 

[I am vomit]

I would be unable to react, I am a fan.

 

[Chuck]

I'd help him move it, find his 10 terabyte feeder folder on accident, drop the computer in shock, and awkwardly walk away as puts his knees together, blushes, and wiggles his shoulders like an embarrassed anime girl.

 

[Epoch]

Tell him to sneed

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’d help him in a heartbeat. I’d do anything to Josh…I mean, I’d do anything for Josh

Anything…

 

[Little oak tree]

I'd move it into a pawn-shop

 

[Jack Awful]

I refuse to fly to Serbia

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I'd say yes and ask him for his address (to and from).
Then I'd go to world famous doxing site kiwifarms and post his address.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Any thread started by someone with a pink triangle can be summarily be dismissed.

 

[seri0us]

I'm pretty sure he's still on a laptop. He can carry it himself.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I would plan to rob him.

 

[RollerGator]

As long as he buys a pizza for us.