If the technology existed that allowed you to transfer your consciousness into the body of a crab, would you do it?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

^Title.

 

[Skitarii]

No cause I don't wanna play God and obliterate the crab's soul

 

[Doji]

Crabs are so low in the foodchain this might as well be some kind of suicide play.

Hey look, they're the same.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Why would anyone do that ever.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Why would I wanna go from being the best species in the world to being a crab? I’d rather be dead.

 

[SCSI]

Hell yes. Crab life has many perks:

1. Natural armor -- Better than pussy-ass human epidermis.
2. Spend all day at the beach -- Your life's a permanent vacation.
3. Sideways scuttling -- Pimps wish they could roll so fly.
4. The ability to vanish instantly into the sand -- Never again suffer the consequences of your actions. (Relevant to #5 below.)
5. Claws -- Motherfucker pissing you off? Pinch his ass!

 

[Toolbox]

Only if it's a historically accurate giant enemy crab.

 

[Retink]

Like a crab-crab or a mecha crab? The idea of being crab-fab is appealing in both though.

 

[Moths]

Now I can finally be the Crab Raider Ive always wanted to be

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Only if a Korean records me eating chips.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Crabs are badass. I guess it depends on what type of crab. They live all over the planet pretty much.