If there was a button that would trigger every country's nukes to hit their preprogrammed destinations, would you press it?

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Pressing it caused all targets to be hit that each nuclear power would've chosen. The nukes will explode on target, not being stopped by defenses or failures. If you are at one of the targets you will still be hit. Nobody would know that you pushed it, or know how to find you unless you announced it.

Would you still press it?
 
Do it in a funny costume so you can at least have a good laugh before you die from the blast.
 
Launch, yes. Hit, no.

I'm Soviet Russian, and launch is probably the best scenario for us. Troons will not hesitate to hit us for COLLUSION WITH DRUMPF in 2016, and I'm afraid our bleeding-hearts won't hit back because what if it's a bug too much responsibility reeeee.

Hit is unacceptable. Our drunkards are stronger than American troons, and I will not accept a scenario which negates this advantage.
 
Launch, yes. Hit, no.

I'm Soviet Russian, and launch is probably the best scenario for us. Troons will not hesitate to hit us for COLLUSION WITH DRUMPF in 2016, and I'm afraid our bleeding-hearts won't hit back because what if it's a bug too much responsibility reeeee.

Hit is unacceptable. Our drunkards are stronger than American troons, and I will not accept a scenario which negates this advantage.
Bro, if you pushed the button and nuked the pre programmed coastal elite centers, America would become 90% white, 10% Hispanic/indigenous, still have a favorable population vs Russia (which would be 90% Asian after our reprisal), our tranny production factories would be gone and so would all of our embedded CCP moles.

The remaining Americans would be mostly wignat survivalists who sleep on sacks stuffed full of 80% lower receivers and bump stocks.
Come to think of it, maybe you should
 
>he doesn't know about Russia's secret whites-only bases (Tartaria) inside the Hollow Earth
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A friend keeps telling me all this schizo shit about when the nuclear war inevitably comes so sure, I'll make his day and end civilisation.
 
A friend keeps telling me all this schizo shit about when the nuclear war inevitably comes so sure, I'll make his day and end civilisation.
All that's going to happen is that major millitary, political, and population centers will be severely damaged. Life will actually improve.
 
Life will actually improve.
That'd only possibly apply for the less dense places in large countries like the US or Russia and irrelevent countries, if you live in western Europe you're not going to escape the aftermath of a nuclear exchange regardless of where you live due to size of the country.
 
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