If there was a lolcow thread on the guy above you, what would the title be?

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Based on the avatar, posting history, etc of the guy above you, write up a thread title. Feel free to exaggerate a little for creative purposes

So if I were to do one for Secret Watcher, it might be something like "[lolcow] Secret Watcher - Terminally online dude with TDS, too chicken to actually engage in a slapfight"

Try and be more creative than "[lolcow] Some Dude - Retard who posts shit takes"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

[cultcow] Corporate Gigachad - On a 15 year long terror spree of hacking corporate social media accounts and posting big dick pics there - spoiler: has a tiny penis in fact - has a devoted cult of followers spending 24/7 on porn sites searching for dick pics & providing him with ammunition - wanted by the FBI, MI5 and the Israeli government WARNING! thread contains hundreds of dick pics!

 

[The Luigi Player]

"[lolcow] Some Dude - Retard who posts shit takes"

 

[My Name is Ed]

[skitzocow] The Luigi Player - mediocrity-obsessed pink triangle, perpetual second-fiddle, disagreed with mods that one time.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

[horrorcow] My Name is Ed - bombed a small laotian village in the name of sneed

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

[lolcow] Ronnie McNutt - retard who couldnt think of anything other than a bad ms paint drawing for profile pic, literally tried to debate secret watcher

 

[The Backwards Man]

[lolcow[ Corporate Gigachad - overused zoomer meme taken and raped up the ass by globohomo

 

[R00T]

[schizocow] The Backwards Man- Man obbsessed with wearing his clothes backwards, talking to himself, and terrorizing his father. Maybe molested? “I can walk backwards as fast as you can!”

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

R00T - twitch thot, continuously chugs white rum

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

[Manosphere] Andrew Tate / Top G / Cobratate / Corporate Gigachad

 

[Crex Crex]

[Lolcow] Matthew Williams - obsessed with nigger genocide, lives in a trash can

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

[Lolcow] Crex Crex - Bird Cosplay enthusiast who quotes Bane unironically in the 2020's.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

Unironic nintendofag who hates curryshitters

 

[Mojo Thief]

[Skitzocow] Abbadon's Gate - Deranged wannabe mathematician, thinks time is triangular, tried time traveling on stream by staring at corners in his room with his back to the camera

 

[My Name is Ed]

[Manosphere] Mojo Thief - roided-up elephant poacher, proud owner of a barely-functioning Winchester repeater, easily-debunked claims of having wrestled a bald eagle

 

[Jason Wynn]

(Horrorcow) My Name Is Ed - Furry obsessed with Rocko’s Modern Life, live-streamed himself attempting to French kiss his pet bullfrog Bev, admits masturbating to Pink Floyd’s Animals

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

[Horrorcow] Dwight Frye - Supports Big Tobacco, has liens on his property

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

[Horrorcow] PipTheAlchemist - Furry Ice Cream Fetishist, Fucks Tubs of Ice Cream on a Regular Basis, Steals Ice Cream Trucks

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"[lolcow] Some Dog (Patrick Bait-man) - Literal dog constantly threatening to go on a serial killing rampage, but never actually doing it.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Captain MATI - terminally online 16th century pirate who somehow got internet access, perpetually in one slapfight or another