If you carried out a mass shooting who would you target?

[Doc Cassidy]

For me, it would be high school girls. I'm not terribly fond of females in general but there's just something about high school girls that REALLY pisses me off. I'm sure you've all been in high school before so you can understand how infuriating it can be to watch these sluts consistently hooking up with the absolute worst guys while completely snubbing the men that would actually love and care for them. Maybe I'd target a cheerleading squad or something, that would be poetic. I graduated about three years ago but it still pisses me off when I think about them.

I can just imagine the look on her face when she's staring down the end of an AR-15 and realizes that this is her fault, that she's dying because of her shallow and vapid personality. That if only she'd chosen me then this never would've happened. The knowledge that this is punishment for all the sadistic neglect and abuse she's aimed at boys that wanted nothing more than someone to love and be loved by. I'd savor the realization in her eyes that the chickens have finally come home to roost and this is the consequences of her actions.

I'm not advocating that anyone carry out a mass shooting or w/e, but if you did do it who would deserve to die? Who would you deliver justice to?

 

[MrJokerRager]

So how much did the FBI and ATF pay you to write this honeypot job posting?

 

[???]

I would target feral hogs. They destroy ecosystems, are dangerous, and most important of all legal to kill.

 

[Mediocre]

I'm very anti-gun Mr FBI agent, repeal the 2nd amendment!

 

[Silver Chariot]

I've had my eyes on this place for a long time.

Their succulent, slender bodies.
Their rosy faces.
I hate them. I will shoot them at their roots with no mercy.


God, I hate maintaining the flower garden sometimes

 

[chunkygoth]

Nice try, FBI.
Go away, NSA.
Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security.

 

[???]

I've had my eyes on this place for a long time.

Their succulent, slender bodies.
Their rosy faces.
I hate them. I will shoot them at their roots with no mercy.


God, I hate maintaining the flower garden sometimes

I can't wait to bury my hot loads (of fish meal) in your stinking dirt holes.

 

[The Pink Panther]

We know that you're glowing CIA shill.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

So when does the FBI Agent shoot the ATF agent trying to areest the DEA agent for trying to liquor up the 12 year old unironically replying to this question?

I want to get to the entertainment

 

[Sundae]

I would target feral hogs. They destroy ecosystems, are dangerous, and most important of all legal to kill.

Also you can turn them into BBQ/sausage/bacon once you've hunted them.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

The nation of Israel is a peace loving community, no mass shootings here Mr Agent sir.

 

[???]

Also you can turn them into BBQ/sausage/bacon once you've hunted them.

Possible, but inadvisable as feral hogs taste very strange. Good dog food though.

 

[HarveyMCR]

I’d genocide people named Jeremy. I’ve never met a single person named that who wasn’t the absolute biggest dweeb. Here’s looking to you JeremyCon 2020, the largest gathering of people named Jeremy in the world hosted in Austin Texas. You’re next.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Clicking this thread will put you on a list.

Fuck. Eh, probably on 12 for looking up Fallout 3 crafting recipes 10 years ago. Whatever.

 

[Takodachi]

I'd start with you, Mr. FBI agent.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Wtf are you people talking about being an agent? I'm just a gamer lol

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I would target feral hogs. They destroy ecosystems, are dangerous, and most important of all legal to kill.

Are they also delicious, though?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Glowniggers like you

 

[TV's Adam West]

This fucking thread glows like Chernobyl.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Nice try, glow in the dark.