If you could body swap with a Lolcow for one day, who would it be and why?

[Rome's rightful successor]

What if you woke up one day and you were your favorite lolcow. What would you do?

 

[Muu]

I would apologize to John and Rambo I would refund all the money i e begged from retards and leave YouTube.

 

[DumbDude42]

identity theft
liquidate their assets, use all the money to buy as much crypto as possible, send it all to my own wallet

 

[Open Window Maniac]

WingsOfRedemptions because I would want to see what would happen if I leaned into the trolls and joked along with them. Something tells me it would go over really well. I would also use my time to try to get t-shirts with "LOOK HERE! LOOK, LISTEN!" printed on them. I really want a shirt like that because I love this clip so much.

 

[Big News]

None, because few thoughts are more horrifying than a lolcow obtaining control over my body.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Bam Margera so I can transfer what little money he has left to me.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Kevin Gibes so I could kill myself.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin Gibes so I could kill myself.

If you die in the troon, you die in real life.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Although the actual experience of being Zoe Quinn would be absolutely horrible, I'd love to tweet out something along the lines of "I'm sorry guys, turns out that Gamergate was right all along," refuse to elaborate, and watch everybody LOSE THEIR SHIT.

If I'm body swapping for my personal enjoyment, I think Trump has a thread on here. I'd love to just eat like shit for a day and post absolute nonsense that everybody treats like the Word of God on a social media platform I own.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

If you die in the troon, you die in real life.

I'd just take his prospective corpse into the woods with no supplies. About ten miles oughta do it. Nature would take care of the rest.