If you could create a soda, what would it be like?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m positive I’m not coming up with anything new, but I’d like to make a soda that tastes like an orange creamsicle. If there’s a soda already like that, it’s not in my area and that needs to change

 

[Medulseur]

Starburst flavored soda. At least the pink one.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'd make it smell like jizz and market it so you're homophobic if you won't drink it.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

bepis

 

[Apochrypha]

Watermelon lemonade flavor, it's probably been done somewhere but it sounds appealing. Or a cherry limeade.

 

[David Brown]

Coke with the cocaine

 

[King Fructose]

I would make 7-up but without the taste of headache.

 

[DumbDude42]

gamer girl bath water soda, with a picture of some twitch thot printed on the can
soon i will be making a gorillion dollars with this revolutionary business idea

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Pralines and Dick. I would call it Benjamin Cola.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ethan Ralph's sweat.

 

[Skitarii]

Alcohol and market it to children

Drinking laws are for women

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Savory sodas, not novelty sodas. Things like carbonated vegetable broth or tomato juice.

 

[Retink]

How could I ever top Pepsi?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

It'd just be carbonated lead paint

 

[Yourmissingsock]

Coke zero but made by a non-cucked company and with 4x the caffeine.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bar b Q

 

[The Gifted Kid]

Tab so I could crack one open while listening to Duran Duran and playing Robotron.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Like bread for the mind fuck

And like fish erl for fun

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Like bread for the mind fuck

Congrats, you just reinvented non-alcoholic beer.