If you had no biscuits and someone asked you if you had no biscuits, would the correct answer be "yes" or "no"?

[Larkin N Likin]

Both answers are capable of being inferred as an affirmative or a negative response, so how do you clearly state your biscuitless position without autistically replying "I do not have any biscuits."?

Australians solved this disambiguation problem a long time ago by simply answering "yeah, nah". What do other, less evolved nations say?

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

I will go out your eyeballs and then skull f*** you

 

[sasazuka]

If we're being autistic anyways, which kind of biscuits are we talking about not having, the kind that are just British cookies or the American kind that's an appetizer at restaurants such as Red Lobster?

 

[Penis Drager]

"I don't have any biscuits."

 

[Grub]

Are we talking Brit/aus fag meaning of biscuits, where they actually mean cookies? Or are we talking American biscuits where they're some hard bread shit served with a white sauce they call gravy?

Either way, I have no biscuits.

 

[Frozen in time]

How about we get some biscuits from the store

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

There’s an old song that goes ‘yes we have no bananas, we have no bananas today’ which is probably some colonial cracker type minstrel thing but if it’s good enough for them I guess it’s good enough for all of us so YES is correct.