If you had to fix a lolcow who would it be and how would you do it?

[Peewee Herman]

I could probably cure Kelly Ronahan by locking her away in a padded cell indefinitely and declawing her

 

[urr13 account]

Trump I guess, and I would get him to come to the gym with me.

 

[Peewee Herman]

Trump I guess, and I would get him to come to the gym with me.

isn't he like 80, vaxxed and fat? he would die if he went to the gym

 

[urr13 account]

isn't he like 80, vaxxed and fat? he would die if he went to the gym

oh well, you win some you lose some.

 

[Mac Monster]

I'd force Movie Bob to work a 9-to-5 with a tranny supervisor.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'd show them OP and tell "don't be like this faggot".

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I think If Chris had a different mother his life would be completely different. Even if he was still retarded and autism Barb was pure maternal cancer, I use the phrase in past-tense as I doubt she is mentally coherent today. He could have lived a relatively normal life of a low IQ autist. I wonder if the US army would take him, would have helped him quite a bit.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Method: Whippings
Subject: All of them

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Bossmanjack
Method: give him the civic, pay his debts, and ban him from the internet and all casinos in the country.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Onlyusemeblade
Method: Convince him to diversify his videos so he doesn't have to resort to drunk streams to make money.

 

[The Ugly One]

boogie2988, brain transplant with someone who isn't an absolute scumbag

 

[huin7]

Can keffals be fixed?
I don't think so

 

[grimacefetishist]

Wogglebuglover, I wish she still talked in her thread

 

[Justanotherguy]

Daniel Larson, heavily medicate him, put him in an around the clock living facility, take away his phone.

 

[Wuornos]

None of them. The world is over populated. What would be the point of fixing a lolcow? The best scenario would be to just let them implode.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

This method could be applied to any deathfat, but I'd pick Chantal.

 

[ferrari superamerica]

synnibear03 and DBDR
Meet her up with dbdr the strongfat ogre
now she won't feel the need to talk how horny she is for a fnf oc and send porn to her underage fans
she suffered so much it's sad to see her turn out this way
and dbdr is no longer an incel

 

[grimacefetishist]

Take a hammer and fix the lolcow...

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Eugenia Cooney. Force feed her donuts and dick.

 

[Cemetery Support]

Most lolcows could probably be fixed by living on a farm with no internet for 5 years tbh.