if you had to tell a joke to save your life - 🔫

[theshitposter]

this

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The holocaust

 

[CptnSnshn]

Just say "Women am I right?" and bow as the boomers take me away to safety.

 

[Spud]

V-tubers am I right?

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Red Hood]

If you're an American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

Spoiler

You're a peein'.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

What's the difference between three dead kids and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A little Jewish boy asks his father: "Dad can I borrow 50 bucks?" and his father says: "40 dollars? What could you possibly need 30 dollars for? Oi vey! Fine you can have the 20 dollars."

 

[Table Country]

I'd probably end up dying. I'm no good with jokes.

 

[trailcamwhore]

Moses and Mohammed walk into a bar.

They kiss passionately.

It's a gay bar.