If you have arachnophobia, you aren't meant for this world - I mean it

I don't agree with you and I am not a little bitch that gets scared of itty bitty spiders. I'm scared of hornets because they can potentially cause me excruciating pain and/or death.
Well yes of course those are scary but if you see a little spider why the fuck are you gonna be scared of something you can stomp out easily
 
You know what yeah I agree. Centipedes, millipedes, roaches, bed bugs, and MANY other bugs are far worse to encounter and deal with than the average spider.

Although for some reason this year I kept seeing so many goddamn spiders in my bathroom that I genuinely had to be aware of going into the bathroom and turning the light on for a month or so when autumn settled in. One nearly decided to jump towards me one night, and that is where I draw a line.
 
Arachnophobia can be cured through careful interaction with spiders.

Learn about them, you will realize that they are interesting as fuck. Gain some appreciation for a truly fascinating creature such as spiders and if one is in your home, do not be so quick to kill it. Respect all animals great or small, eventually you will have the courage to handle them with care and remove them from your area if you need to. Just don't be a little crybaby about it because spiders are cool and you will go to spider hell and get raped by a hundred spider demons if you dare bring harm to one of nature's most surgically perfected hunters.
 
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I can't believe I just remembered this.
 
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