Devious Dave MOB BOSS True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Jul 14, 2022 Apr 7, 2025 #1 For me it would be a D guard Bowie knife.
Solution Sparkletor 2.0 Apr 7, 2025 A gun because I would be at a significant advantage since nobody else has one.
Sparkletor 2.0 As Seen on Two Kiwifarms Kill Lists True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined May 23, 2019 Apr 7, 2025 #2 A gun because I would be at a significant advantage since nobody else has one. Reactions: DankSmoker, dick brain, Vegan Trans Girl and 2 others Upvote 3 Downvote Solution
Farsided kiwifarms.net Joined Jun 22, 2024 Apr 7, 2025 #3 A war hammer or one of those weeb club with spikes. No need to sharpen, easy to maintain, and the death of my enemies is always one boink away. Reactions: Core Theorist Upvote 0 Downvote
A war hammer or one of those weeb club with spikes. No need to sharpen, easy to maintain, and the death of my enemies is always one boink away.
Poppavalyim Andropoff Pitbull Enthusiast kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 4, 2021 Apr 7, 2025 #4 one of these bad boys can take down nearly 3000 people .... Reactions: Devious Dave, Core Theorist and Penis Drager 2.0 Upvote 0 Downvote
Party Pizza kiwifarms.net Joined Dec 3, 2023 Apr 7, 2025 #5 Board with a singular nail driven through it. Upvote 0 Downvote
PonderosaPete Notte your average kiwi kiwifarms.net Joined Dec 13, 2022 Apr 7, 2025 #6 Concrete block attached to a chain. Upvote 0 Downvote
McMitch True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 24, 2020 Apr 7, 2025 #7 Reactions: dick brain and Core Theorist Upvote 0 Downvote
Forever A Loner kiwifarms.net Joined May 27, 2024 Apr 7, 2025 #8 my trusty machete or hand hatchet. Reactions: Devious Dave Upvote 0 Downvote
Core Theorist True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined May 26, 2024 Apr 7, 2025 #9 A brick. Reactions: Farsided Upvote 0 Downvote
Nicholas Gur kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 4, 2025 Apr 7, 2025 #10 I think a taser is a decent concealed carry with the same threat of a knife in terms of distance to a target and reaction time, but will almost instantly win the exchange. If you will allow it, ballistic tasers would be an even better option. Upvote 0 Downvote
I think a taser is a decent concealed carry with the same threat of a knife in terms of distance to a target and reaction time, but will almost instantly win the exchange. If you will allow it, ballistic tasers would be an even better option.
Freshly Baked Socks True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 14, 2019 Apr 7, 2025 #11 I'm pretty good with a shepherds sling or a pair of bolos. Reactions: Devious Dave and Farsided Upvote 0 Downvote
DankSmoker kiwifarms.net Joined Jun 30, 2021 Apr 7, 2025 #13 Core Theorist said: A brick. Click to expand... BRICK FROG! Reactions: Core Theorist and dick brain Upvote 0 Downvote