If you suddenly woke up a troon, how long would you wait before you join the 41%?

[TroonsDid911]

Title.

Bonus: How would you do it?

Edit: For those asking, you've woken up full troon with mutilated genitals and hormone damage.

 

[William "Billy" Eilish]

Is there a way to fix it? If not I immediately commit myself to a troon jihad against Reddit and troons and go out in a blaze of glory so violent that it will mindfuck Twitter so hard they'll need to see a therapist

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Is my ding dong gone or am I just wearing a frilly nightie?

 

[Pruto]

Everyone here making jokes but this is how it would go for everyone here.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Whelp, I'm really dark complected with other clearly masculine features so there's no way in hell I'd ever make it as a trap...

I'd still want to live though, I'd just start going around in a mask and cloak all mysterious like so no one could see my new form. I'd also take down all the mirrors in my house.

 

[SandyCat]

I'd see if I could turn myself into a passable trap first. If that fails 41% time

Bonus: How would you do it?

Learn how to code emulators, become a lolcow, lose my shit over my practically inactive thread, fake suicide, blame the farms, move to Japan, start new life under new name

 

[TroonsDid911]

Is my ding dong gone or am I just wearing a frilly nightie?

Nope you've gone full Yaniv and you have to cope, seethe, and dilate.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Try to focus myself on solitary, non-transgender related activities and dress modestly.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Nope you've gone full Yaniv and you have to cope, seethe, and dilate.

Lol, bye.

 

[ddlloo]

Nope you've gone full Yaniv and you have to cope, seethe, and dilate.

Dammit, I wanted to be a transbian and force the girl dick on people.

Life is so unfair.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Pre-op or post-op?

Because pre-op is a lot easier to deal with and fix. If I woke up as a post-op troon, I'd become part of the 41% really, really fast. Preferrably, I'd OD on the same anesthesia that Michael Jackson did, because that shit is actually great and it'd be painless. lol.

 

[185405]

I would test the limits of society and see for how long people can keep up with my bullshit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Pre-op: Jackpot. I can wreck havoc in various communities by just threatening to kill myself. Can't do that as a normal man or woman.

Post-op: MY DICK FELL OFF

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'd buy a shotgun and hit the reset button.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

41 seconds

 

[Some JERK]

Hell fuckin no. I'd become the worst, most in-your-face tranny alive. I'd shoplift, use the wrong bathroom, drive the wrong way down the freeway, play loud music in cemeteries, yell at small children and take fat dumps right in the middle of the street.

Of course I'd move to San Francisco, so nobody would even notice, but still...

 

[Dream_Cooter]

I'd first have to terrorise some lesbians to find out what the fuss is about, then I'd eat a classic troon meal of chicken tenders, chips, fanta orange and antidepressants, maybe go on a walk and call some old people racists. In the afternoon I'd spin some Kim Petras, fire up a cidervinegar douche and 41% myself surrounded by my various dilators, dildos and assorted sex toys, taking sexual solace in the fact that the sight of me might emotionally cripple some poor EMT.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Nah. I'd not 41% myself. Got better things to do.

After all, the leading cause of death for troons is troons.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Everyone here making jokes but this is how it would go for everyone here.

I wonder if the great trooning of the west is being perpetuated by Mr. Wongburger as a second attempt to harvest as many dicks as he can for whatever diabolical reason he has this time...

 

[Gaymead]

Everyone here making jokes but this is how it would go for everyone here.

Spoiler: Carlina’s Got a Nice Body