If you turned into a bug what kind would you want to be?

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

I'd like to be a fruit fly so I could live the entirety of a fufilling life within 15 minutes.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Goliath birdeater tarantula

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

A caterpillar so one day I could metamorphosis into a beautiful butterfly.

 

[Broken Talisman]

Wheel bug because I think they're cool. They look sick, the males survive the mating process and they're valued as pest killers.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'd be ladyba!

But that's a pokemon and those don't exist

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Water Strider
They are just neat

 

[Up3]

I want to be a slug under a mushroom

 

[CallmeCicada]

peacock jumping spider

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

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peacock jumping spider

I often wonder how the evolutionary cycle has to work for someone to end up being a little dancey boy, because there's quite a few of them. There had to be a time when none of them danced then one just started workin it and got all of the bitches, and that's how we got here.

 

[Turquoise]

A Volkswagon

 

[shapelesswaste]

Fun fact: termites have kings as well as queens, and the kings aren't disposable trash like with ants. The kings can live for several years, and queens can live for decades. They kind of just chill in the center of the colony, so if a colony sufficiently establishes itself it's unlikely they will be fucked with directly.

To answer your question I'd be an orb-weaver spider.

 

[proangelwhangs]

timber moth. i might be a bug but i will never eat the bugs.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

mantis shrimp

 

[エボラちゃん]

Hornet or

Spoiler

mosquito

 

[Mad_Dog]

HIV

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

A Volkswagon

Dune buggy

 

[Not a bee]

Probably an inchworm because why not

 

[soup peddler]

Praying Mantis for sure. I want to grab a juicy green caterpillar between my claws and eat it alive. Caterpillars just seem delicious... something ancient and biological just tells me this. Being an arboreal tarantula would be fun, too. They are sooo goddamn fast.

Spoiler: giant spider with mouse corpse

Goliath birdeater tarantula

I have an adult T. Blondi named Big Daddy, and he seems very content with life. He eats mice primarily, and there is something fun about seeing a giant spider do a little dance of happiness carrying the carcass of a mouse in its pedipalps.

 

[soup peddler]

Spoiler: sperg

I often wonder how the evolutionary cycle has to work for someone to end up being a little dancey boy, because there's quite a few of them. There had to be a time when none of them danced then one just started workin it and got all of the bitches, and that's how we got here.

Something fun about jumping spiders is that there are many, many different species with different dances, so evolutionarily it's helpful for the females to be discriminating about the kind of dance they're being shown, so they don't get with the wrong kind of spider.

The result of this is that if a male makes a wrong move in his dance, the female usually eats him. It's a rough gig for male spiders.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Clearly I want to be a Yanmega, the best bug Pokemon there is.