If you wanted to get with the girl of your dreams but...

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Her conditions is that you must be able to sound like sonic the hedgehog (and copy his mannerism) every time you have sex with her and must speak to her that way when you are at home in private for the rest of your life.
Would you do it?
(PS she would divorce you if you stopped doing it too.)

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Only If she provides the chili dogs.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The only line I know of Sonic is him saying "That's no good!" and I think that would make the sex very awkward.

 

[broners]

It depends which version of Sonic she wants me to be. I don't think I can do a good Jaleel White impression.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Oh no, she's autistic...

 

[Skitarii]

Marry her and then jump on her head for infinite rings

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I wouldn't expect any less from the girl of my dreams.

 

[Endless Torment]

Shadow is the superior hedgehog therefore her asking me to pretend to be Sonic clearly means she isn't the girl of my dreams.