If you were a burger, what would your toppings be?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

If you woke up one morning and discovered you had been transmogrified into a burger, what would your toppings be?

 

[King Fructose]

twelve pounds of pickles and nothing else

 

[mister meaner]

cum

 

[mister meaner]

 

[Doji]

The most hardcore jalapenos ever bred, for self defense.

 

[Soycast Guy]

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Hmm, this reminds me of something.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9lz7gAWrCk

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Lettuce, Greenpepper, Bacon and Tomato

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Beetroot & onions

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Your Mom.

 

[Moths]

Beeef

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Pretzel bun, pickles, fried chicken breast, honey, spinach, green lettuce (not the crunchy white shit), chipotle ranch, tiny diced red and green bell pepper, moar bun

 

[Jason Wynn]

Lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle with a cold draft beer
Well good God almighty which way do I steer?

 

[stupid orc]

blue cheese and maple syrup.

 

[Sundae]

Anchovies, black licorice, and some slices of fried banana. Maybe some melted marshmallows for texture.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Apple slices

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A lethal quantity of sodium.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Bourbon bacon, hot ketchup, half sour green pickle slices, one slice pepper jack, one slice American, crisp onions & lettuce with an additional pickle on the toothpick through the top bun, cooked medium

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

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Jokes aside how the fuck does McDonalds consistently fuck up the amount of mayo on McChickens

5 extra beef patties and one tomato slice