if you were Bilbo or Frodo (baggins) would you at some point attempt wearing the One Ring on your penis? - knowing the One Ring has a will of its own and can expand and unexpand of its own free will

[spacko]

but also knowing that the One Ring gives power according to the stature of the wearer?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[OrionBalls]

No, because explaining that to the doctor would be mortifying. Also, Hobbits reproduce through foot on foot action.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

If the ring expanded of it's own free will to fit on my cock, it'd be like getting a handjob from Sauron....yes

 

[Frostine]

If the ring expanded of it's own free will to fit on my cock, it'd be like getting a handjob from Sauron....yes

Then after you put it on, it would quickly contract and make your cock turn purple as you scream out in agony.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Then after you put it on, it would quickly contract and make your cock turn purple as you scream out in agony.

still yes