If you were going to cook PPP how would you do it?

[Hitchhiker]

Canada gets invaded, in the confusion you've managed to hog tie and drag PPP back to your house with the intent to cook him. How would you do it? I'm thinking that I would slather him in a glaze and cook him luau style in a big pit. Mincing him and making him into a shit ton of pies could also be a good option. This isn't cannibalism because Canadians are not people.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'd only spit roast the finest AMERICAN pig
Probably get real woozy afterwards.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'd bring him to Patrick Tomlinson's basement and make some pppepperoni.

 

[Axiom.]

Just sauté him and put him the oven right after, I saved A LOT of money on stuffing.

 

[Marc]

Pull the waistband of his undies over his head to let him steam for a few minutes, until an excavator bucket drops onto his head and sends him crashing through the floor while the Superman theme plays. Until tender.