If you were in a poly relationship, how would you handle it? - Hypothetically speaking - or not, if you are actually are poly

[Monika H.]

I wouldn't be able to do it, it's difficult enough to keep a single woman satisfied and happy.
I'd be more capable of handling the traditional wife-mistress combo, not that I want a similar situation.
It just seems the more manageable, if selfish.

If you were in a poly relationship, how would you handle it?
What kind of arrangement would you prefer?

 

[Judge Holden]

Rape

Also suicide

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Here's the secret to not getting into a poly relationship: don't date thots.
Seriously though, I could never do this.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Yeah I'm going to punch out of that aircraft before the nosedive turns into a tailspin. I don't do poly. If my partner decides "oh hey we should do the poly thing by the way here's my other fuckfriend you should totally go out for coffee" then I chose fucking poorly.

 

[AnOminous]

Murder.

 

[break these cuffs]

Haunt the shit out of whatever sick fucks dug up my corpse and violated it.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Just gotta keep your pimp hand strong, that's all.

 

[Black Waltz]

have sex with whoever's the cutest, kill the rest

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Get out of it, because truly, I made a grievous error.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Shitpost answer: I'd only accept women into this poly harem in progress if they offer different body proportions to the current harem so they can be envious to each other while I eat popcorn and get whatever I want depending on the mood. No fat chicks though, because no one would be envious of them.

Actual answer: I've heard most the typical poly reasons both from personal stories I've been told from people who got told to try a poly relationship and from reading the r/poly on the farms, and none of them make sense. I always hear this concept of an "emotional" and "physical" partners, and I don't understand why one person can't be both. Even if you need some extra emotional support, you have close friends and confidants for that you don't need to be open to fuck those people for emotional support. If your partner is that useless as an emotional support, then your partner probably sucks anyway. Poly relationships are useless garbage and I hate seeing people try to propose it as some new found way to grow their current relationship.

 

[IV 445]

Yeah I would head for the hills. Poly people are crazy.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

I would only do poly if my main bitch is a lesbian. adding dudes and becomes a clusterfuck.

I wouldn't do it IRL anyways.

 

[PL 001]

I wouldn't. I'm not thirsty, or a cuck. Poly relationships really don't serve a point in my eyes. If you just want to fuck around with different people, stay single and fuck around till your heart's content.

 

[Red Hood]

Purely hypothetical since I don't have the patience for poly nonsense, but I guess just bang everyone and wait for the whole thing to inevitably crash and burn.

 

[Monika H.]

This is a question I should have put in the OP but I'll ask it now:

Giving full reign to your ego and cult of personality, would you like to have an harem of girls/guys /both?

 

[Recoil]

Balloon Time kit & a Hefty bag.

And no to harem shit. Good monogamy is hotter.

 

[ChickenGoesBawk]

Never honestly. It's a really uncomfortable thing for me.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

This is a question I should have put in the OP but I'll ask it now:

Giving full reign to your ego and cult of personality, would you like to have an harem of girls/guys /both?

No. Despite my ego being what it is, I am happiest with a single significant other. I abhor promiscuity and prize trust and loyalty very highly.

 

[dopy]

with a flamethrower

 

[Vorhtbame]

This thread is restoring my faith in humanity--for now, anyway.