If you were put in charge of a sorority, what would be the first order of business?

[MrJokerRager]

I am generally referring to all those Greek clubs on college campuses full of woman that all look the same and wear short skirts or booty cut off shorts.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Oversee a house full of black widows that lure weebs an incels to their death after getting the keys to their coin wallets

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Three words: NAKED PILLOW FIGHT!!!!

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Make them go to church or homemaking class.

 

[Penis Drager]

Institute a zero tolerance dress code:

• no visible cleavage
• shoulders must be covered
• skirts must end below the knees, even when sitting
• no makeup
• buttplug mandatory everywhere but the bathroom

 

[Milkis]

Probably nothing, as I would be a woman and therefore retarded

 

[Idiotron]

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Seeing as I need to poop right now, my first order of business would be to do my business.
(By do my business, I mean poop)
My second order of busi... oh wait you didn't ask what my second order of business is. Nvm.

 

[Montalbane]

Orgy porgy as I tear through campus ascending as a new god and start my own suicidal cult.

Or teach how to cook, both are valid choices.

 

[StreetGangsta]

Start a strip club in the sorority and start raking in dough

 

[DumbDude42]

hand it over to a bunch of hardcore catholic nuns to teach these harlots some decency and manners

 

[whatever I feel like]

le epic pepe can start his peepee poopoo collection here

 

[Basketball Jones]

Obviously...

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

Mandate a weekly virgin sacrifice.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Institute a “shirt on = no service” policy at all bars

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Dick Suck.

 

[Lithuophile]

Ywnbaw

 

[Jason Wynn]

Boot ‘em out and replace it with a fraternity.

Bros before hoes, amirite? We can still have pillow fights and such, but it’ll be masculine pillow fights

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

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