If you were sinking in quicksand and the only thing to grab and pull yourself to safety was a BLACK man's penis, what would you do?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Grabbing the BLACK man's penis makes you gay. If you are already gay it gives you AIDS. If you are already gay and have AIDS then it also makes you black too.

 

[Endless Torment]

Quicksand can't pull you fully under

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Quicksand can't pull you fully under

what if youre a manlet

 

[Endless Torment]

what if youre a manlet

It has to do with density and quicksand is denser than the human body.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd ask the Black man the penis is presumably attached to if could give me his hand. If he refused I'd not trust him because he's a pervert and possible rapist so I'd take my chances on my own. If it was a stand alone penis attached to some tree or something I'd grab it since I'd assume It's some weirdly shaped branch.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It has to do with density and quicksand is denser than the human body.

that didnt stop the crocodile hunter from dying

 

[A Very Big Fish]

what if youre a manlet

Then why would you even want to get out?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It has to do with density and quicksand is denser than the human body.

Humans are also less dense than water. Is that why it's impossible to drown?

 

[Forever A Loner]

No. Then I'd be sinking in semen and thats not much better.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Put my mouth around it and suck it so that the suction strengthens my grip

I don’t want to accidentally fall

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

If you are already gay and have AIDS then it also makes you black too.

And if you are already gay and have AIDS and are black, what happens then?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And if you are already gay and have AIDS and are black, what happens then?

Then you are probably a moderator and aren't leaving the house to fall into quicksand.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

And if you are already gay and have AIDS and are black, what happens then?

nigga you aint even got the route 66 sign in your pfp, your opinion is invalid.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

nigga you aint even got the route 66 sign in your pfp, your opinion is invalid.

A question is not an opinion, stalker child. This is why your life is already over.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

talk dirty so he gets hard and lifts me out like a crane

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

What if we're already black?

And yes, I'd grab it because that seems like a terrible death.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

And if you are already gay and have AIDS and are black, what happens then?

I was going to ask that, but thank God someone already asked.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Quicksand is much less likely to occur in my life, than the animated movies taught me. So I can confidently say I'd just fuckin' die - it's not like there will happen a real situation that will make me change my mind.