If you were sinking in quicksand and the only thing to grab and pull yourself to safety was Ethan Ralph’s gunt, what would you do?

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Don’t pull too hard because he’ll fall on you

 

[We Are The Witches]

If you can grab them there, you can just grab his legs, hip or even arm, so I'll do that.

 

[Farsided]

If you grab the meat flap, pull it thight and swing in wide motions, you'll generate enough lift to get out the quicksand!

 

[Pagan Min]

I'd sigh deeply and resign myself to my slow, inevitable death. Hell, to get even further away from the gunt, I might even make the effort to dive deeper into that quicksand!

 

[Exister]

I'd just start wailin on ya, I'd take your fuckin head and I'd just beat on the sides of it with my fists, but only if I was stuck in quicksand and all I could grab onto was Ethan Ralph's gunt, otherwise we all chill broski

 

[Swagmaster69]

I would let the sinkhole swallow me.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

Op smoking lithium I see. However, I'd rather kill myself.

 

[peachlover669]

I would grab onto the gunt flaps and then pull gunt in with me so that my death would not be in vain, years later they would write about me in great books just like the dragonslayers who came before.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Op smoking lithium I see

Mmm yummy batteries