If You Were The Subject Of A Halal Thread, How Would it Go? - And How Would You React?

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currently social media i have is just a boring instagram with hiking photos and a hibernating linkendin. nothing embarrassing on either. now if you guys managed to uncover my old social media that would be super embarrassing, doubly so if you guys uncovered forum posts form a few small forums i was on 20 years ago.
 
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I guess there is not much to hallal, so that would just be a dox.

In which case, I would abandon the account and lay low. I don't think I would even acknowledge it.

Then proceed to get it blacklisted by Google in the EU so it won't come up in search.

Probably appeal privately to Null after a year or so to hopefully get it deleted.
 
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Over the years there have been any number of people who've publicly fantasized about having a thread made on them, and there are likely way more who do privately, either because they're lonely and want to turn it into a friendcow thread, or because they think they could outwit the kiwis. It rarely plays out that well when it happens.

I guess being remarkable enough for a bunch of people to care, even if it's to criticize you, is sort of complimentary in a way. I probably wouldn't read the thread if I had one but hopefully everyone would have a good time anyways.

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I'll be called a nigger or a fag for being boring. No different to what already happens.
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To be fair almost every lolcow claims they're too boring for a thread beforehand, possibly because most weirdos think being weird is normal and unremarkable. I'll bet if you asked young Chris he'd have told you there was nothing unusual about standing in Walmart with an attraction sign either.
 
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I'd certainly be appreciative somebody would help find something interesting about myself.
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Some Halal threads are pretty underwhelming. Like remember Hirtes? He was an infamous ween of Chris that showed up everywhere until he got the nickname Hirpes.

His Halal thread is kind of interesting, not because of what’s there, but because of what’s not there. The guy didn’t have a life outside of yelling at Chris online. I think he played trumpet or trombone in high school but that was about all we could find relating to him the human being.

Oh but it wasn’t for lack of trying. He just was…..unremarkable.

Oh and I almost failed to mention he was found in a newspaper article with himself wearing a fursuit. If you’ve ever seen that copypasta “Yiff! Yiff!” that was him lol https://kiwifarms.st/threads/michae...-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/#post-2427369
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
To be fair almost every lolcow claims they're too boring for a thread beforehand, possibly because most weirdos think being weird is normal and unremarkable. I'll bet if you asked young Chris he'd have told you there was nothing unusual about standing in Walmart with an attraction sign either.
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What I meant more is that anything about me will be underwhelming at best. You can make fun of someone for anything but would it be worthy of a halal thread? Probably not.
 
I don't use social media, and I barely use Youtube (outside of few channels, but nothing that would be deemed offensive or lolcow worthy), I've never actually commented, liked, or favorited any videos either. I would be absolutely boring to talk about and I'm pretty sure most of the replies would be calling the OP a dumb nigger for making a shit thread.
 
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