If you were told that the world was going to end in two weeks from now, what would you do? - Hypothetically.

[Anonitolia]

See title. Assume you're being told this by God or someone reputable, too, not like some bum on the street who's probably lying.
If the world was ending, i'd probably try to spend that time with my family doing what makes me happy/I want to do before I die. I'm not convinced I wouldn't see them again very soon if we all died, but I don't know who else I'd want to spend my final days with. As for what makes me happy- I wouldn't have time for anything else, lol. Not enough time to build up the skills that'd allow me to make my dream project, so I'd likely just write and draw and maybe bum around playing video games or reading books a bit. Maybe I'd finally convince my family to play a board game or two. Would absolutely write a countdown-to-doomsday log, if only to track how my mood changes throughout the two weeks.

Anyways, yeah. Answer if you'd like.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Commit war crimes.

 

[Meat Target]

Basically the same as OP. Go to confession, then spend the rest of the time chilling out with family and friends.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Go to church. Talk to my family. Remember why I don't talk to my family more than I have to. Shit post on the Kiwifarms.

Why fix what ain't broken?

 

[vomitusdeux]

My world could end any day. So I treat my life like every day is my last. I could drop dead my family could drop dead then what? at least you can say "I lived life to the fullest, I said nigger freely."

 

[Pissmaster]

If nobody else knows:

• pawn everything I can
• withdraw all my funds
• drive around the country
• use the money for gas and food
• meet up with some of you
• spend the rest of my time going around to see cool places before I'm gone

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Go on a road trip around America. Might as well, right?

 

[glass_houses]

Say goodbye to my family. Drive into the desert to see the stars. Eat chocolate and drink tea. Get extremely shitfaced on various substances and deploy multiple methods of suicide at the same time, so I can meet death on my own terms.

 

[Pignat]

Get some granite, tungsten carbide tools, and etch my final shitpost. In tens of thousands of years, someone with a complete and total understanding of the english language is going to have no idea what sneed means.

 

[R00T]

definitely stay up all night and watch a sunrise.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I am going to force God into saving the world. Failing that, and if he's the one trying to end it, I will kill him. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Throw a big going-away party. Unless society collapses so hard that it's a big murderfest. Then I'll probably just stay at home and relax.

 

[CuzinEd]

I'd go online and look around for where I can find some mid range whores. Like the kind that only want a few hundred dollars an hour. Then I would request anal.

 

[Fag Albert]

id shitpost on kiwifarms

 

[RollerGator]

Very bad things.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

1) Go to church, sing a few hymns.

2) Play lots of counterstrike, flame russian teenagers.

3) Sneedpost one last time on the farms.

4) Spend the rest of my time with my beloved family.

5) Go to valhal laughing

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

Tell my family my secrets that I want them to know before we all die. Try and get laid so I don't die a virgin. Spend time with my loved ones. Pet my cat because she's a good girl. Shoot heroin, since the world is ending in two weeks, it's not like I've got enough time to deal with the full horrors of opiate addiction.

 

[Sean_Igger]

Bring all my family together in one place and enjoy our remaining time.

 

[NoReturn]

See title. Assume you're being told this by God or someone reputable, too, not like some bum on the street who's probably lying.

What do you know that we don't?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Probably a lot of drugs.