If you were turned into a nigger, what's the first thing you'd do?

[mr.moon1488]

I'd find that faggot who fucked up my taco bell order, say he called me the "n-word" and then set him on fire.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Fuck white bitches

 

[RW 1995]

accept my reparations check

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Walk out on my kids.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

commit toaster bath because fuck being a nigger.

 

[Revo]

Steal someone's bike

 

[Blamo]

Pack up on Menthos and Hals so I will be able to Breathe.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Fuck white bitches

To each his own I guess...

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Start a social media account pretending to be a Republican and grift like mad.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Pretend to be white.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Get arrested though I didnt do nuffin.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Be proud of being the same race as George Floyd - the greatest black man alive ever.

 

[Fek]

I'd pull a Michael Jackson and remove my black privilege manually.

Also, that Bitchute channel the video came from is pure gold for those of you who haven't partaken. Do recommend.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Find out immediately it sucks being black

 

[PhoBingas]

I've always wanted to take a bike. If I woke up as a niggo I think that'd be the first thing I'd do.

 

[buttman87]

I would say nigger all the time black privelage

 

[An Account]

If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I′d take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now for one whole day, a nigger I could be
The first thing I′d do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin′ for me
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I wouldn't wanna work, ′cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I′d do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I′d take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now when I′d sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I′ve got scattered everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I'd have plenty of time, so I′d hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn′t even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

And when I'd need somethin′ I′d steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I′d deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a nigger for a day

But I can′t be a nigger, and I don't really have to be
′Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don′t wanna be a nigger for a day

I don′t wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I′ll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
′Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No, I′ll never be a nigger for a day

 

[Idiotron]

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'd do your mom since she loves the BBC #tyced

 

[MrTroll]

I guess I'd have to sell my prized collection of Ralph Lauren polos and steal some clothes that are acceptable for a darker gentleman to wear.