If you would be an God/Goddess what would you do? And what would you be the God/Goddess of?

[Tsurubami Senri]

You can choose whether or not if you want to become immortal or not and if you wouldn't be immortal , how can you die?
You can do whatever you want with the question go crazy man

 

[Just A Butt]

I would be the Goddess of Defunding The Police and the God of Prison Reform

 

[Pixy]

We should send Chris a letter and ask him about that.

 

[deso2y]

CPU Goddess, obviously, and I would fuck my own demented mom.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Do: very little.
God of: doing very little.
Immortal: You fucking crazy? Who wants to live forever.

 

[Idiotron]

I would be the god of health and all you assholes would be doing some serious time in purgatory for the obesity epidemic.
Doesn't matter if you yourself aren't fat.
Unless you spread the word, you are a sinner too.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

in my dorkier moments I think a lot about Doctor Manhattan, and how at the end of the movie/comic, after he's found his path to caring about the existence of organic life, but is still at peace with being banished from earth because humans suck ass, he idly entertains the idea of creating some lifeforms of his own on a distant planet just to see how it pans out

 

[lurk_moar]

Goddess of Health OCD and Hypochondria.

Dude, I am 31 years old and afraid of osteoporosis and Alzheimer's disease.

Being the Goddess of Hypochrondria, I would make people obsessed with good health practices, hygiene, and exercise.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I think I'd go for a Sheogorath like approach.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Goddess of Instant Noodles. All low quality noodles are harem. Ramen!