I'm a member of the Deep State, AMA. - I'm reading your email (ew).

DrJonesHat

DrJonesHat

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Like the title says, I'm part of an ongoing conspiracy to discredit Republicans and take over and herd you all into camps. Ask away.
 
How are you going to get anything done when all you have is an army of screeching manlets and bulldyke troons ?
 
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Doug_Hitzel said:
Is your story cool and are you a bro?
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No to both. I'm on juicebox detail right now, and it sucks. What I really want is to be on the team that programs our untraceable assassins and has them commit mass shootings. The guys who created the Vegas shooter got a fucking hookers and blow party. What do I get? A coupon for a free pizza. And Comet Ping Pong pizza is the fucking WORST.
 
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Will you eat your hat and post it live?
Unlike a certain other who didn't...
 
RIP_SANITY said:
Will you eat your hat and post it live?
Unlike a certain other who didn't...
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No. I don't own any hats. This is a cover identity. However, the person you speak of will be dealt with shortly. We are everywhere.
 
DrJonesHat said:
No. I don't own any hats. This is a cover identity. However, the person you speak of will be dealt with shortly. We are everywhere.
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Well you better buy one and eat it. Or are you too much of a faggot to do it?
 
RIP_SANITY said:
Well you better buy one and eat it. Or are you too much of a faggot to do it?
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I have people to do embarrassing shit for me.
Bassomatic said:
I'm pretty busy today, since you read my emails can you give me a TL:biggrin:R of my inbox?
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I am quite sure that person you met in the bar last week wasn't over 18. You might want to ghost for a bit.
Testaclese Maximus said:
Which one of you dropped the ball on the election?
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We didn't. Everything that is transpiring is according to plan. Besides, Hillary stiffed on the tab, and nobody screws us over.
LofaSofa said:
Where do dogs come from??
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A dimension which has some good left in it. Certainly not here.
CWCchange said:
Did Jews really do 9/11?
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No. It was conspiracy theorists. They were running out of things to talk about so they funded al-Qaeda cause they knew they'd have years of material. Conspiracy Theorists were also behind all mass shootings since Virginia Tech, the Great Recession, and the fact that Sherlock/Watson shippers are a thing. Diabolical isn't it? Rest assured, once we're firmly in control, they're the first up against the wall.
 
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If you're really reading my emails, then what was the last email I got?
 
Kiwi Jeff said:
If you're really reading my emails, then what was the last email I got?
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I'm not really getting involved in your love triangle. Actually, at this point, it's more of a love dodecahedron. Seriously, now might be a time practice what we big kids call self-control. Also, if I were you, I'd sleep with a gun under my pillow. That one person does not sound stable.
 
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