I'm considering becoming a meth addict

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Been feeling really depressed lately and don’t know what I’m doing with my life. I just feel so self-conscious and worried about everything. I tried smoking weed but all it did was make me really paranoid. I just want to feel comfortable in my own skin. I’m on a bit of medication but it only helps a little bit. I know meth is a terrible crutch. But I’ve noticed that every one needs a vice in life to keep them going. I apologize if this is too much power leveling.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

do it or no balls

 

[SandyCat]

Do it OP it's worth it. You won't ever want to go back

 

[Shidoen]

*Dental Plan not included

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Hope you don’t love teeth

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Sleep every 36 hours maximum (duration doesn't really matter, any is better than none), force food into yourself at regular intervals, drink lots of water, don't hang out with other addicts and pick up their mannerisms and you might be okay.

Give 'em hell, champ!

 

[I am vomit]

meth made pamperchu a pedo. maybe don't do meth.

 

[Vecr]

Don't do it, opiates are better (as in, less likely to make you act crazy) at least in theory, but both meth and other, less likely to kill you opiates and opioids are contaminated with fentanyl in massive quantities. I guess don't do any street drugs, but you might be able to get some pill mill stuff, though that's pretty easy to fake as well.

 

[El Goblina]

Meth in particular causes a massive spike in intersynaptic dopamine levels. Dopamine is responsible for self-motivation and reward processing. Basically, using meth is equivalent to giving yourself better than the best reward imaginable. Eventually, the increased dopamine causes the neuroreceptors to "downregulate", get less frequent, due to being constantly overloaded. Meth use permanently impacts your ability to get things done without it. Additionally, in susceptible individuals, the increased dopamine can cause a cascading dopamine feedback loop, which is the typical pattern behind the schizophrenic break.

I've used. It's not worth it. You won't know how not worth it it is until you try to quit after using regularly. Quitting changed me. It's taken me years to claw back some of the cognitive function that used to come effortlessly. No longer!

 

[dreamworks face]

Meth sucks. You'll be up for multiple days in a row, it's only fun for the first few hours, and it has an insanely shitty comedown where all you can think about is getting more meth. I've only ever done it because I was trying to score molly (which is an actually fun drug) and can't fathom who would actually enjoy it enough to do it more than a couple of times. Its only virtues are that it's easy to find, cheap, and lasts a lot longer than other drugs.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I had a friend who was very unconfident and complained about never getting laid. Ever since he started doing meth he's always at the local motel 6 having sex. I've never met any of the chicks He fucks but they must be nice because they always help him pay for his habit. I recommend trying it op, it might just change your life.

 

[888Flux]

Can't tell if this is a shitpost but go buy Niacin ( vitamin b3 ) supplements or low-dose nicotine patches/gum. Unless you are already a smoker, there are studies that niacin helps symptoms of mental illnesses such as schizophrenia . Fix your diet. Fix your sleep schedule. Find something to do with your time that isn't drugs. Also, watch this video if you want to see what meth will do to you and where you will end up. Meth is not a vice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOBoDT-3oM0

 

[Grub]

I met this methhead randomly in the city once, just came up to me and started chatting, told me he was high as fuck on meth, mentioned how he had to ignore the voices telling him to stab me because I might be a cop, went on about how he was going to walk like 10km to the beach, felt remorseful about smoking meth since he was 20, then the voices came back telling him to stab me so I peaced outta there.

Or there was this other meth head that showed up randomly to this party I was at, nobody knew who he was or that he was some meth head, but in the morning my Buddy found him in the backyard cleaning and organizing things obsessively compulsively and pocketing any random shit he found in her yard worth money. He told her he was one day clean off meth and how he'd just found all this cool treasure he was going to keep. The meth head was not allowed to keep the treasure.

 

[Jimmy Pop]

Document your descent into meth fueled madness here

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Just watch Buck Breaking, you will feel better

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Can't tell if this is a shitpost but go buy Niacin ( vitamin b3 ) supplements or low-dose nicotine patches/gum. Unless you are already a smoker, there are studies that niacin helps symptoms of mental illnesses such as schizophrenia . Fix your diet. Fix your sleep schedule. Find something to do with your time that isn't drugs. Also, watch this video if you want to see what meth will do to you and where you will end up. Meth is not a vice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOBoDT-3oM0

It's a shitpost. Someone said they wanted to become an alcoholic earlier and I had to parody that. Thanks for the advice, though.
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