I'm currently making a story based on Chris's adventures

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Sniper King

Sniper King

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Before being suggested to the cwcki forums on chris related shit. I've been astounded with such a legend he is along with Abraham Lincoln and Shrek. From the stories of him meeting GodBearJesus to his saga against Sega by invading Gamestop to cleanse to horrid color change of the arms of the beloved mascot character Sonic the Hedgehog to blue by defeating one of their jerkop minions with only the power of pepper spray. In short Chris' adventures are truly a legend.

I've started creating the concept of a different character experiencing the events of Chris' life and how it would happen without alienating the reader while at the same time making it very familiar to the people who understand the references.

Though, one of my earliest problems while creating the character is that I don't want to make the character autistic since it's already an obvious giveaway if I do that, and people are gonna be too PC about it since the word "autistic" is the new "retarded". One of my earlier solutions for the problem is to make the character Schizophrenic instead and make the character like love child of Deadpool and Tomoko (Watamote) who acts like the flanderized version of Daria Morgendorffer.

And when it comes to other characters, I am thinking of switching the most of genders as well as the Sonichu characters. And most of all I came up with another merged character that is from the same party of Nintendo and Sega as this story's version of Sonichu.

Aside from writer's block and from pondering the best way to tell the story of Chris without making another Asperchu. I've been having a couple of problems of whom the other Sonichu characters would be like and what other ways for me to tell the story of Chris without being Chris.

Any suggestions would be needed and appreciated~
 
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I think the story should involve Chris' taint in some form or fashion.

And he should drink jizz too, don't forget that.
 
Sniper King said:
Before being suggested to the cwcki forums on chris related shit. I've been astounded with such a legend he is along with Abraham Lincoln and Shrek. From the stories of him meeting GodBearJesus to his saga against Sega by invading Gamestop to cleanse to horrid color change of the arms of the beloved mascot character Sonic the Hedgehog to blue by defeating one of their jerkop minions with only the power of pepper spray. In short Chris' adventures are truly a legend.

I've started creating the concept of a different character experiencing the events of Chris' life and how it would happen without alienating the reader while at the same time making it very familiar to the people who understand the references.

Though, one of my earliest problems while creating the character is that I don't want to make the character autistic since it's already an obvious giveaway if I do that, and people are gonna be too PC about it since the word "autistic" is the new "exceptional". One of my earlier solutions for the problem is to make the character Schizophrenic instead and make the character like love child of Deadpool and Tomoko (Watamote) who acts like the flanderized version of Daria Morgendorffer.

And when it comes to other characters, I am thinking of switching the most of genders as well as the Sonichu characters. And most of all I came up with another merged character that is from the same party of Nintendo and Sega as this story's version of Sonichu.

Aside from writer's block and from pondering the best way to tell the story of Chris without making another Asperchu. I've been having a couple of problems of whom the other Sonichu characters would be like and what other ways for me to tell the story of Chris without being Chris.

Any suggestions would be needed and appreciated~
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I've got a great one for you

Autistic man makes an ass out of himself
Autistic man is rejected because he thinks he's better than normal people and other slow people
Autistic man poops himself
The end
 
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99 Giant Dicks on the wall, 99 Giant Dicks...

Ya take one down, smack OP around...

Formerly 99 Giant DICKS on wall.
 
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Someday I will go to 14BLC, break a window, yell JULLLLLAAAAA, destroy the mailbox, spray paint onto Son Chu, defecate onto the welcome mat, drop $100 in Bahamian currency, and photobomb Barb and Chris in a Pickle Costume, and will do all this without telling Kiwi because I know I will get Autistic/Dumb ratings and will be discouraged from my weening.

And not telling Kiwi will make me a Master Troll, like Thorg, that Stupid Atheist Fuck.
 
OP, I think that would be really cool and it's probably the most original idea anyone has ever come up with here.

You should write it and include every user on this forum in the story.
 
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OP, I'm not going to lie that I'm highly skeptical of everything you say. I say you should submit a sample of your writing so we can see if you're up to the task, preferably something you've written on a different website using your real name.
 
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