I'm getting married to a forum user next wednesday

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

My long time lady, @ThePitaPredator and I have decided to tie the knot next wednesday. I met a kid in my community college UFO and American Society class (I shit you not that's a class) who's ordained and is nice enough to do it.

Thanks to all this covid bullshit we can only have 15 people at the event so it looks like my great aunt betty and grandma will have to watch their baby boy be wed over zoom like the shut ins they are. we're going for a Disney Princess meets Marvel kinda thing with my lady's bridesmaids dressed as princesses and my boys as Marvel heros.
To any Kiwi's will a ball and chain, do you have any advice to give this some pazazz to over come the restrictions?

 

[AMERICA]

No shit, I married another forum user too during Covid. I can't give you any advice because it was a very dry arrangement, but we plan to do a proper ceremony later.

If this isn't a shitpost, congratulations.

 

[Creep3r]

Congratulations

 

[Carlito]

>"Disney Princess meets Marvel" wedding
>Marrying another Kiwi
>UFOfag ordaining it

exceptional.


If this isn't a shitpost then congrats, you absolute madman

 

[Kumomo]

 

[Banditotron]

You're a spazz, but congratulations on your marriage!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I imagine marrying a KF user is like being in a casual relationship with a co-worker.

In a crack lab.

In Colombia.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Also, congrats. Sounds like you already have as much pizazz as will be allowed in these trying times. Have a friend who went through the same thing you're going through, and his reception just got pushed back a year, so all of the friends and family can enjoy the fun part.

Good luck.

 

[Kumomo]

I imagine marrying a KF user is like being in a casual relationship with a co-worker.

In a crack lab.

In Colombia.

Sounds really fucking based to me!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Sounds really fucking based to me!

It's overrated.

 

[Pyre]

@Null Front page news. It'll improve morale in these trying times.

 

[Kumomo]

It's overrated.

You're just jealous you don't have Crackhead Wife that can make you crack on the daily, in Columbia.

 

[Dyn]

Your "longtime lady" joined on Tuesday and has nine posts, did you seriously just make your fiance join an autism forum so you could get a trophy?

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Congrats dude.

 

[Carlito]

Your "longtime lady" joined on Tuesday and has nine posts, did you seriously just make your fiance join an autism forum so you could get a trophy?

I noticed that too, so my money was and is on it being a shitpost.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Your "longtime lady" joined on Tuesday and has nine posts, did you seriously just make your fiance join an autism forum so you could get a trophy?

Yes.

@AMERICA
Thank you kind sir

 

[ThePitaPredator]

My long time lady, @ThePitaPredator and I have decided to tie the knot next wednesday. I met a kid in my community college UFO and American Society class (I shit you not that's a class) who's ordained and is nice enough to do it.

Thanks to all this covid bullshit we can only have 15 people at the event so it looks like my great aunt betty and grandma will have to watch their baby boy be wed over zoom like the shut ins they are. we're going for a Disney Princess meets Marvel kinda thing with my lady's bridesmaids dressed as princesses and my boys as Marvel heros.
To any Kiwi's will a ball and chain, do you have any advice to give this some pazazz to over come the restrictions?

Your "longtime lady" joined on Tuesday and has nine posts, did you seriously just make your fiance join an autism forum so you could get a trophy?

Okay so he's talked about kiwi farms for a while and I got him a sonichu comic for his birthday since he talks about chris chan and this forum so I thought this entire forum was about chris chan. Anyway he kept saying I should join and I did a few days ago and when he said there was a marriage trophy I said he should post about it lol ... I do tend to troll forms that I think are stupid like reddit but honestly I am on quite a few forums about the sims..... and a few other things I like, I had no idea there was so much more to this than chris chan and I am amazed....

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Also, congrats. Sounds like you already have as much pizazz as will be allowed in these trying times. Have a friend who went through the same thing you're going through, and his reception just got pushed back a year, so all of the friends and family can enjoy the fun part.

Good luck.

Honestly there is so much wrong with with us so we're really rolling the dice

 

[Dyn]

Okay so he's talked about kiwi farms for a while and I got him a sonichu comic for his birthday since he talks about chris chan and this forum so I thought this entire forum was about chris chan. Anyway he kept saying I should join and I did a few days ago and when he said there was a marriage trophy I said he should post about it lol ... I do tend to troll forms that I think are stupid like reddit but honestly I am on quite a few forums about the sims..... and a few other things I like, I had no idea there was so much more to this than chris chan and I am amazed....

He only joined a month ago too.

 

[Ahriman]

Congrats. Will the ceremony be livestreamed?

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Congrats. Will the ceremony be livestreamed?

It will to family, I don't wanna dox us. we'll post some pictures on wednesday