I'm looking for an at home CRISPR kit so I can genetically modify my kitten to never grow up or stop being an adorable cute kitten.

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Just asking. Anything good on Amazon? I'm looking for maybe the $50 or $60 price range if possible.

 

[Cats]

I tried that once. Bad things happen.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

go to area 51 for the aliens.

 

[BiggestKai]

Don't try it.

 

[Colon capital V]

Nigga needs to learn how to make bonsai kittens

 

[888Flux]

consider suicide

 

[urr13 account]

Get two cats of opposite gender and you will have new kittens every year or two. Before you know it you'll be like the couple at the end of 101 Dalmatians except instead of Dalmatians its cats.

 

[._.]

I got you man I ordered this one and it works pretty well.


Im not sure if it works on kittens though.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I got you man I ordered this one and it works pretty well.


Im not sure if it works on kittens though.

You know, they could've ATTEMPTED to make that bread look toasted. Lazy chinks.

 

[Squishie PP]

Closest thing would be a cat with the GNRH1 gene knocked out. This is the gene that encodes the Gonadotropin Releasing Hormone (GnRH,) and is responsible for secondary sex characteristics across a wide variety of mammalian species.
For the engineering to be effective though, you would need to engineer the gametes of the cat itself and grow it via surrogate pregnancy. This is going to be very expensive if you don't have access to a ton of equipment and consumables that most labs have.

 

[Tablet County]

They'll be an adorable grown cat if you let them grow. Don't give your cats HRT.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

WHEN DO WE GET DINOSAURS

 

[Dysnomia]

Watching your kitten grow up into an adult cat is part of the experience.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Before you know it you'll be like the couple at the end of 101 Dalmatians except instead of Dalmatians its cats.

You’re talking about lethal levels of catpiss smell.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

WHEN DO WE GET DINOSAURS

Sometime after we get mammoths.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Get two cats of opposite gender and you will have new kittens every year or two. Before you know it you'll be like the couple at the end of 101 Dalmatians except instead of Dalmatians its cats.

You can use the Fibonacci sequence to compute the highly realistic number of cats without genetic defects

But more seriously, OP, what you're talking about exists, even at the prices you named, but it's used for things like making bacteria survive in otherwise inhospitable conditions:

https://www.the-odin.com/genetic-design-starter-kit-crispr/

Don't use it on your cats or yourself

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Fuck that. Give me funding so I can breed pygmy bears. I want baby bear cubs forever n ever

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Also anyone seriously interested in this topic should look into 'DIY biology' and more specifically 'biohacking'

 

[Sundae]

Figure out how to domesticate Rusty-spotted cats. They're the world's smallest species of cat, when full grown they're the size of a regular house cat kitten.

 

[Tablet County]

WHEN DO WE GET DINOSAURS

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