Im new to Kiwi farms what do I do

[Jewcey]

Help

Edit: Debit card Number: 348126291199218 cvv:329
Social Security: 305-52-1928
I have decided to kill myself

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

No helping you now..

 

[George Orson Welles]

RIP da homie.
I like this new lolcow, very nice.

 

[Pee Cola]

 

[Neko GF]

One very useful piece of advice I can offer is to not shit up the forum with garbage threads like this one.

 

[Deadpool]

Whatever you do don't post retarded threads in lolcow...oh shit.

 

[Robert James]

Either this is the greatest meta joke or your just lucked into giving yourself the worst introduction.

3 steps you need to do

1. Delete this thread
2. There are several threads for newbies use the search function to find them and read them
3. Accept the hazing you'll get by making this thread, it's done out of love and autism.

 

[Reverend]

Do a barrel roll off the nearest 3 story building.

 

[Porque no los dos?]

Lurk more and don't post this kind of shi-- oh wait.

 

[Booey]

Deleting this thread and praying to Null for forgiveness is all you can do.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Kill yourself.

 

[Rise]

Not this.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Post dox.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Do something that will make you get mocked and berated on here further.

First step so far.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Delete System 32

 

[krazy orange cat]

 

[Gemmie]

Well making this thread was a bad idea...

So you're off to a great start

 

[Monika H.]

You could post your dox plus social security number and credit cards.
We will help you.

 

[NerdShamer]

Do an personal army request.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Strange.
This thread isn't removed yet.
There's a impostor AMONG US
I fucking hate that game and i said that anyway, God forgive me.