I’m trying to get out of a family reunion. How do I get on a ‘no fly list?’

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stage your death on tran ranch, make national headlines, and then go under a new identity

edit: sorry im retarded i just saw the no fly list thing. literally just need show up to a flight with no mask and pitch a bitchfit about asthma and 5g microchips or whatever the fuck, top it with a threat, and they'll haul you out of the airport into some kind of custody ez
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
I am really tired of dealing with the politicsperging from my Aunt Karen and Uncle Kevin. How can I avoid the family reunion this July? I’m thinking of trying to get on a no flight list. Any recommendations on the best way to go about it?
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Just don't visit them?
I hate my family so i never go to their houses
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
I am really tired of dealing with the politicsperging from my Aunt Karen and Uncle Kevin. How can I avoid the family reunion this July? I’m thinking of trying to get on a no flight list. Any recommendations on the best way to go about it?
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Say you have a cold and don't want to get anyone sick. Easy way to get out of family reunions without making anyone butthurt.
 
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Use the thread "how to acquire bitcoin", after you have acquired your bitcoin use the darkwebz to put out a hit on anyone and everyone you don't like. What were you asking about again?
 
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Post on "websites of concern" (firearm forums, chemistry forums, you get the idea) and spout right wing talking points. Talk about how you live near an airport and how the air traffic flying over your apartment bothers you. Often mention you wish it would stop. Dont bother hiding your location via VPN or whatever.

Often post about terrorism. Not how to do but new stories. Like talk about 911, the first twin tower attack. Its the difference between acting like a blogger talking about events vs causing the event. This is important

This is where you are talking about a thing but not saying a thing. Eventually your fed will begin to assume youre a risk.

Enjoy being grounded
 
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1. Make a facebook profile and a google profile, provide as much accurate data as possible.
2. Make a post starting with "selling", a shitton of drug names in the middle (wikipedia may be useful for this), and a bunch of penis pill salesman shit at the end like "best price in Tennesee"
3. Use google.com to find a gunsmithing guide on the internet, download it. Make no alterations.
4. Post excerpts (text) and also the whole file on facebook, link it via google drive.
5. Do 3-4 but for a meth cooking guide.
6. Do 3-4 but for an explosives-related guide.
7. Post a mujhadeen video on facebook.
8. Once you get here, you were certainly flagged as a terrorist by several automated tools in use by the NSA and you will certainly be added to any and all no fly lists.
 
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