I'm very sad what should I do?

[Fat Gollum]

 

[We Are The Witches]

Depends on why you're sad.

Why are you sad?

 

[Fat Gollum]

Depends on why you're sad.

Why are you sad?

Because I'm sad.

 

[stares at error messages]

McNutt your self.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

McNutt your self.

This, so much this. So much This, so much this.

 

[Fat Gollum]

McNutt your self.

What does this mean?

 

[Betonhaus]

Clean your room, do your dishes, take out the garbage.

 

[Grub]

Have you tried not being sad?

 

[Fat Gollum]

Clean your room, do your dishes, take out the garbage.

I'm too sad

 

[Train Operator]

you could always acquire a crippling coke addiction.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Stop toughing your penis. Also, eat a beet steeped in vinegar and boiled in milk.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Don't be like Fraulin Troonjack right now

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Don't be like Fraulin Troonjack right now

Obsessed!

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Obsessed!

Broski I only say what I see

 

[Jason Wynn]

Do something, anything to keep your mind busy so you’re not dwelling and brooding on whatever is making you sad. Go for a walk and listen to music, clean your home, play vidya, play with your pets. If shit is real bad, try talking to a friend or family member you trust and get their perspective.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Turn that frown upside down down, buddy!

Here's what I do when I'm feeling sad

• Think about how many Jews died in the Holocaust
• Picture a world without black people
• Play Pokemon Go
• Eat at Red Lobster and leave without paying
• Get a job a Starbucks and write vulgar things on customer's cups
• Take a dump on a public bathroom floor
• Go through the Starbucks drive thru and argue with the cashier that the guy in front of you said he "paid it forward" and you're not paying
• Get some poison ivy leaves and go into a fancy store and rub the leaves on the clothes
• Tell your therapist that they are the one with the problem
• Go to a graveyard, take some flowers, and give them to a stranger
• Go to Starbucks and get a coffee

The world is your oyster, dig it!

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

You are sad for a reason -maybe a good reason. The modern delusion of constant happiness is a burden on the human spirit. Fight, nigga.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

A flip?

 

[We Are The Witches]

What does this mean?

Sadly, it means to put a barrel of a shotgun under your chin and shoot.

Basically.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Don't be like Fraulin Troonjack right now

Obsessed!

In retrospect, this was great advice