I’m way too into Nigel Thornberry so much so that I can’t be satisfied by my boyfriend, I want Nigel to lick my pussy. How do I get help?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You need Jesus or at least a shotgun called Jesus.

 

[Cool Username]

Smashing!

 

[Red Hood]

They call his stache the Trench Broom

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

You don't.

 

[Absolutego]

How much do you hate yourself that you want those chompers anywhere near your clit?

 

[tehpope]

 

[Billy Beer]

To fix the problem of your boyfriend not satisfying you, you should kill him.

 

[DiceindaMirror]

Nigel's first gangbang porn:

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

just "bee" yourself

 

[Lake]

Have you considered solitaire on a Muslim prayer rug?

 

[Dom Cruise]

Hellooooooooooooo, IIIIIIIIIII'm Nigel Thornberry!

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Nigel Thornberry!

 

[Dysnomia]

See if Tim Curry is available to come and cuck your boyfriend.

 

[GHTD]

See if Tim Curry is available to come and cuck your boyfriend.

Is sloppy wheelchair sex that good though?

 

[Dysnomia]

Is sloppy wheelchair sex that good though?

Well that depends if it's OP's fetish or not.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Masturbate to Rocky Horror publicly, enough that all of your real life friends leave you, then start a comedy career in Philadelphia after melting your brain on hard drugs