In two sentences, create a bad horror story.

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Just A Butt]

One time I farted.
It melted steel beams.

 

[glass_houses]

We already have this thread.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Am hole?
Our hole.

Reprint of my masterpiece from the Connor Bible thread @glass_houses linked above.

 

[Just A Butt]

We already have this thread.

That’s not a question.

 

[Amphotericin B]

The fursuit was matted, stiff, and smelled like a sewage treatment plant.

He didn’t mind, after all he was a *musk slut*.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Zoe Quinn knocked on my door.
She's nude.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Joshua Moon hears a knock at the door and opens it. On the other side is Ethan Ralph chugging a bottle of whiskey with a hungry look in his eye.

 

[Chongqing]

I suddenly realized that all of my actions for the last 10 years were destructive and completely insane. Then they injected me with something.

 

[stupid orc]

tuesday night.
black penis.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

John straightened his tie as he got out of the car.
He wanted to look good for his first day at Tariq's Buck Emporium.

 

[dinnuffindu]

I impregnated a purple-haired land whale with my Bad Dragon harpoon at a pro-choice rally.
And then Roe vs Wade was overturned.

 

[Ona Quest]

The closet creaked open and the ghost appeared.

"Sorry, wrong house."

 

[AMHOLIO]

Are female furries muslims? Yes, and you won't believe the answer!

 

[Grub]

I thought it was just a fart. Then I felt the trickle down my leg.

 

[do you like my hat]

This is it: my birth, my beginning, my one chance at life!

And then I see my parental record: certified ralphamale (equine enthusiast.)

 

[Ona Quest]

She ran as fast as her legs could take her, turned a corner and froze.

He smiled emptily, black eyes glinting coldly, and whispered as he advanced slowly, "do you have a moment to sign this petition?"

 

[Soycast Guy]

I thought today would be an average day in Japan, but somethings different.

Why is the sun getting closer?

 

[Gorgar]

Uncle Klunk. Uncle Klunk.

 

[Jack Awful]

She ran as fast as her legs could take her, turned a corner and froze.

He smiled emptily, black eyes glinting coldly, and whispered as he advanced slowly, "do you have a moment to sign this petition?"

She told him to fuck off.
She didn't realize it was his urine hitting her face until it was too late.