Inactive Lolcows

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This thread is for lolcows that haven't produced content in a long time but are still fun to read about.

Here's an article about sonic passion, an old website about wanting to fuck sonic characters. Alix Henriol was batshit crazy back in the day but she hasn't done anything noteworthy lately.

http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

A good tool for finding old cows is browsing through portalofevil.com. It was closed down years ago, but you can still look at it through the wayback machine. There are many lolcows from the old days listed there and you can still look at many of their sites.
https://web.archive.org/web/20100224034341/portalofevil.com

There's also somethingawful's weekendweb which started over a decade ago. You can look through their archives if you want to read about antique cows and weird old forums.
http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/

 

[GS 281]

This thread is for lolcows that haven't produced content in a long time but are still fun to read about.

Here's an article about sonic passion, an old website about wanting to fuck sonic characters. Alix Henriol was batshit crazy back in the day but she hasn't done anything noteworthy lately.
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http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

A good tool for finding old cows is browsing through portalofevil.com. It was closed down years ago, but you can still look at it through the wayback machine. There are many lolcows from the old days listed there and you can still look at many of their sites.
https://web.archive.org/web/20100224034341/portalofevil.com

She wanted to eat sonic's shit

I want him to trample me, I want him to vomit in my mouth, I want him to piss shit and snot in my mouth, I want put my tongue in his ass and all!!!!!! I would let him kill me!!I would hang myself for him!Cuz i get insane so he is beautyfull.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

ED has an article about Alix Henriol.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Alix_Henriol
Here's sonic sucking on her tiddies.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

ED has an article about Alix Henriol.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Alix_Henriol
Here's sonic sucking on her tiddies.
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Wouldn't.

I miss RWS, aka Robert Wayne Stiles aka Natalie Sharpe aka Goblin King on bath salts. Crazy AF tranny that I used to interact with a lot, often keeping content to myself that has now been lost to me. I really wish he'd come back and grace kiwi like he did with /cow/.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Robert_Wayne_Stiles

Prepare to laugh.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Wouldn't.

I miss RWS, aka Robert Wayne Stiles aka Natalie Sharpe aka Goblin King on bath salts. Crazy AF tranny that I used to interact with a lot, often keeping content to myself that has now been lost to me. I really wish he'd come back and grace kiwi like he did with /cow/.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Robert_Wayne_Stiles

Prepare to laugh.

Last I heard of the Goblin King, he turned his life around. I think he showed up here many years ago, because there was a really old thread about him in the Mods-only forum.

Also, a lot of really good Inactive cows have been tagged as such in the main board. There's also a few in Rat King, Tumblr, and Beauty Parlor.

 

[GS 281]

ED has an article about Alix Henriol.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Alix_Henriol
Here's sonic sucking on her tiddies.
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Your av and post gave me this idea

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I, Alix Henriol, love sexually Sonic The Hedgehog. Amy Rose is just a gay faggot demon who will burn in hell. Let me Alix fuck and marry Sonic The Hedgehog (sexually)

 

[Morose_Obesity]

There were a lot of psychos from Fametracker that were lolcows back in the day. One guy seemed like he wanted anybody who criticized David Duchovny dead.

 

[Cato]

I miss Lucas Werner most of all.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Whatever happened to Anthony Logatto? Is he still even active? I haven't heard a peep from A-Log or any of his pals in a long while.

 

[Flustercuck]

I miss @Dynastia he was my favourite lolcow of all time

 

[LagoonaBlue]

This thread is for lolcows that haven't produced content in a long time but are still fun to read about.

Here's an article about sonic passion, an old website about wanting to fuck sonic characters. Alix Henriol was batshit crazy back in the day but she hasn't done anything noteworthy lately.
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http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

IIRC she claimed the whole loving Sonic thing was for media attention then deleted all her social networking profiles.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

IIRC she claimed the whole loving Sonic thing was for media attention then deleted all her social networking profiles.

That can't be completely true. Before that sonic forum noticed her, she used to sperg about eating sonic's shit without getting attention for it. I think at first her love for Sonic was genuine but later she moved on and kept pretending to be sonic's wife for attention. It worked, too. She got on the cover of some European gaming magazine.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I think at first her love for Sonic was genuine but later she moved on and kept pretending to be sonic's wife for attention. It worked, too. She got on the cover of some European gaming magazine.

Yeah, that's what happened pretty much. Thanks for reminding me.

 

[HY 140]

I miss 03bgood, anyone heard of that guy? god he was hilarious..

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I miss @ThonisSH. I think he was planning to blow himself up with dynamite in a stone quarry, if he went through with it I'd like to see the video.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Onigojirakaiju. Guy was a classic.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Partypantsnyc used to be kind of amusing to follow. Has she sobered up or something? GOMI looks about the same, tedious as ever, but I've seen no posts about about late night drunken sperging, microwave ovens with exposed wiring under the sink, irrational Mormon hatred, cringe worthy Instagram selfies, etc.

 

[Dddddd]

trying to google this only leads to general info about sjw bullshit. Does anyone remember lex? Active fairly recently. She used to pretend to be autistic and came up with shit like "lyricgender" and "requiessexual" and singlehandedly took down respectable trans people with "neopronouns" which she made extensive lists of, and would draw a bunch of furry art garbage and make new dumbass pride flags every day? She's used a million names, usually three letters long. I remember she called herself lyric for a while. She claimed to have multiple personality disorder and a bunch of headmates, and carefully designed typing styles and separated tags on her page so you would know "which one" was typing. I'm trying to find caps of her old bullshit and anything on her new bullshit.

 

[Dddddd]

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