Infographic: AL's cycle of bullshit

[pecansandies]

made this handy infographic about our gorl. Didn't know where else to post it. But now we can just point at a number when trying to figure out what stage of bullshit she's on

 

[ADHD]

You nailed it. This really needs to go on her wiki page.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

That is perfect. Now all we need is some kind of average time per stage based on her past uploads and we can predict when we will be at Half-moon face/Waxing-moon face/Full-moon face/Gibbous-moon face.

 

[pecansandies]

That is perfect. Now all we need is some kind of average time per stage based on her past uploads and we can predict when we will be at Half-moon face/Waxing-moon face/Full-moon face/Gibbous-moon face.

bahahaha!

I think each phase usually has about a 1-2 month lifespan

 

[Twinkie]

great job gorl, bound to be a classic right up there with her orbiter flowchart

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

This should be in the American Journal of Psychology

 

[byanyothername]

scary accurate. Becky, take heed.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

This is by far one of the greatest contributions to this lolcow farm. Congratulations!

By no means am I implying someone should show this to her, let me make that clear - But I do wonder how she would react if she saw her cycle of bullshit for the past what, 4 years compiled so precisely? Would she look the chart over and consider that MAYBE her haydurs are on to something, or would she take a quick glance and then just roll her eyes and move on?

Who am I kidding? She doesn't have the attention span for this. Too many words.

 

[Guardsman42]

This is by far one of the greatest contributions to this lolcow farm. Congratulations!

By no means am I implying someone should show this to her, let me make that clear - But I do wonder how she would react if she saw her cycle of bullshit for the past what, 4 years compiled so precisely? Would she look the chart over and consider that MAYBE her haydurs are on to something, or would she take a quick glance and then just roll her eyes and move on?

Who am I kidding? She doesn't have the attention span for this. Too many words.

Make it so for each sentence she gets a family bag of candy.

 

[supremeautismo]

And to think this is startlingly similar with Foodie Booty, except she cycles weekly, daily, or sometimes hourly.

 

[497]

whatever she meant by "saving money this year, things are going down" hopefully it breaks this boring cycle. It seems lately all of her videos are filmed when she wakes up to show people how beautiful she is after her beauty sleep on pillow mountain. Then it breaks to sitting in the kitchen. Then back to the bed.

She'll be consistently gaining 10-30 pounds a month and then when a full body shot is shown we are surprised how dainty she looks since last time and that her pants and bra are still holding up through another 100 pounds.

Anything, something different.. a breakup, a move, a fall, a death, a threesome. Becky proposing? No, that wouldn't shake the cycle up because they won't get married. AL would want a fairy tale princess wedding and she couldn't walk down the aisle without getting out of breath like walking through the doctor's. WLS? MSHPL?

 

[John McAfee]

@emspex can we get this pinned or added to the OP of the general thread?

 

[Masta]

This is great and all, but I think this year is different, she will lose the weight and make life changing decisions.

 

[raritycunt]

Now whenever she uploads a video we can just say "Yep this is stage 4 at its finest" or "Ugh stage 1 here we go again"

 

[Strine]

Now whenever she uploads a video we can just say "Yep this is stage 4 at its finest" or "Ugh stage 1 here we go again"

It will be good to have an official rubric for Amberwatching. If she ever confronted her entire existence being reduced to a predictable metric like this, the ensuing chimpout meltdown would bury nearby towns in cry-laughing emoji like Vesuvius engulfing Pompeii.

 

[raritycunt]

It will be good to have an official rubric for Amberwatching. If she ever confronted her entire existence being reduced to a predictable metric like this, the ensuing chimpout meltdown would bury nearby towns in cry-laughing emoji like Vesuvius engulfing Pompeii.

"Oh no Boo-boo that's NOT how I work, I wish people would stop trying to self cycle me!!! *laugh/cry emoji x 4*"

 

[Fupacabra]

Surely, you mean "Infographic: AL's DONUT of bullshit".

 

[MG 620]

Surely, you mean "Infographic: AL's DONUT of bullshit".

It's sprinkled with lies and broken promises!

 

[pecansandies]

"Oh no Boo-boo that's NOT how I work, I wish people would stop trying to self cycle me!!! *laugh/cry emoji x 4*"

the accuracy in this is so scary that I literally read it in her voice jesus fucking christ lmao

 

[raritycunt]

the accuracy in this is so scary that I literally read it in her voice jesus fucking christ lmao

So did I as I was typing, her voice haunts your mind its scary