interesting encounters with kiwi members irl?

Dr. Meme

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I saw Joshua Moon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a moderator position or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen containers of Coke Zero in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any money trails that zionists could use to find me,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each container and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
Every month I take a three week vacation and this time I took it in Brazil. I was at a cafe perusing a menu of child prostitutes when I saw @AN/ALR56 making a beeline straight for me.

He walked up to me and start shouting about guns and airplanes in an obnoxiously loud voice. I had no idea what he was saying and even if I did I didn't care.

I completely ignored him and didn't even look up from my menu once but he stood there excitedly screaming about some SAM installation he read about despite the fact that I never acknowledged his presence.

After about twenty minutes of hollering about fighter jets he just wandered off and did the same thing with someone else.

The crazy thing is he didn't actually realize who I was, he just thought he was talking to a total stranger.

To get to the the point of the story, the girl I picked was a sexy little nine year old with an ass way too big for her age. I love Brazil.
 
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Truth. MFX is from Brazil. They're the company that made 2girls1cup.
That was some real scat there. Some of these companies have taken to stuffing brownie mix up the ass because of the popularity of scat since 2girls1cup. I texted Chris this summer to see if him and Barb would do a re-make. No luck. I think his directorial credibility prevents him from re-makes.
 
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That was some real scat there. Some of these companies have taken to stuffing brownie mix up the ass because of the popularity of scat since 2girls1cup. I texted Chris this summer to see if him and Barb would do a re-make. No luck. I think his directorial credibility prevents him from re-makes.
Yeah, he actually went to jail for making 2girls1cup. It's evidently illegal to sell real scat porn in the US.
 
I've been visiting friends in Portland and got a double take from a guy at a bar last night while wearing my kind regards shirt.

If you were a kiwi, thanks for not approaching me b/c I have no idea how to explain this shit to normies.
 
I recently took a trip to the West Coast. I took a taxi from the airport to the hotel. Oh the way I passed a pizza place where some drunk was apparently shitting on their front door. I drove on by as the police showed up. @Rat Speaker did you finally make bail?
 
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I've been visiting friends in Portland and got a double take from a guy at a bar last night while wearing my kind regards shirt.

If you were a kiwi, thanks for not approaching me b/c I have no idea how to explain this shit to normies.
I really should organize a portland meetup because a lot of people here seem to be in portland or seattle.
Last year I was really interested in meeting kiwis but now I'm being lazy and autistic.
 
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yesterday i was walking downtown when someone glomped me from behind, sniffed my hair, farted in my face, then laughed hysterically and cartwheeled off a bridge

@Melchett you'll be getting my restraining order in the mail
 
I actually met @Cuck Norris a week ago, which is why he and I bicker so much on the Farms.

I was up in Virginia to take care of some business (a more rural area) and I saw him from a mile away at a cow pasture, balls deep inside of a mooing mammal.
My heart nearly stopped and I parked nearby to approach him. He was glorious. His curly hair, his facial hair, his unruly pubic hair, it all had me drooling.
He quickly pulled out of the cow, his soft cock hardening instantly at the sight of my beauty.
Aside from the fact he smelt like cow piss, I fell for him instantly. Like literally fell. I fell on him and he and I made love in the cow pasture.

I've had little cows crawling in my pubic hair since, but it's okay, I believe they're our babies.
 
I haven't met them yet but a bunch of Maritime Canadian Kiwis are going to get together to troll the Women's March on Washington in Halifax, NS.
 
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