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odius

odius

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This is a thread for TOUGH BADASSES that will totally KICK YOUR ASS if you disagree with them. To start off, here's one on the home of all intelligent, inciteful discourse, reddit.
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odius said:
This is a thread for TOUGH BADASSES that will totally KICK YOUR ASS if you disagree with them. To start off, here's one on the home of all intelligent, inciteful discourse, reddit.
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You have a lot of fucking balls starting this thread you fucking whore-ass bitch. I'm going to fuck your shit up you goddamn cunt! Do you realize I personally invented krav maga? I have guns floor to ceiling! I'm going to shoot you! I'm going to smash your face you fucking bitch!

Are you happy now that you've provoked a fight with the baddest motherfucker on the face of the fucking planet you pussy?
 
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Kevin Spencer said:
It's cute when they type in all caps to demonstrate how angry they are.
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Who the FUCK do you think you are you goddamn FAGGOT? Do you think you're intimidating me you goddamn PIECE OF SHIT?

I guarantee you are going to fucking REGRET the SHIT YOU JUST TALKED you goddamn fucking MAGGOT!

Do you even fucking REALIZE who you're talking to you motherfucking BITCH?
 
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AnOminous said:
Who the FUCK do you think you are you goddamn FAGGOT? Do you think you're intimidating me you goddamn PIECE OF SHIT?

I guarantee you are going to fucking REGRET the SHIT YOU JUST TALKED you goddamn fucking MAGGOT!

Do you even fucking REALIZE who you're talking to you motherfucking BITCH?
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Who the fuck are you get the fuck of my website!
 
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Marxist Republican Oxford University, Oxford, UK. I can travel if need be. But bare in mind when I say throw down I mean THROW DOWN. Real men don't sit around on the internet being skinny and gossipping about ideas, they test their ideas in combat. I know 3 styles of martial arts, I powerlift and do 3 hours of cardio a day. I am also very well read, I've read Marx, Engels, Hegel, Lenin, Stirner, ALL the commie propaganda and destroyed the ideas by countering them with Sowell, Hayek, Rand, Hitler and Nietzsche. Debating me will not be easy, what books have YOU read? What styles do YOU know? How much can YOU lift? Do you do any cardio? More than 3 hours? These are the questions you need to ask yourself if you're serious about throwing down with me.

I am not at my apex when debating online or in a physically restrictive environment. My combative and aerobically explosive style does not translate well into text as you are unable to see my intimidating physical stature. I see your tactic is to get me drunk and weaken my brain, this will not work, I am able to see through your strategy. I only debate through physical combat because this is historically how ideas are passed on. Christianity was not debated into dominance it was FORCED. Hitler did not politely debate his way through Europe he FOUGHT. When Chamberlain tried to negotiate against him with pieces of paper he failed and it was up to Churchill to FIGHT for the unfortunate destruction of Nazi Germany. This is Darwinian reality, when I have your head clamped against the floor in glorious combat my words will be at their most powerful and you will know that my philosophy is dominant. It is also when we are at our physical peak our brains function most optimally, when I am powerlifting to my audiobook of Mein Kampf the words of the fuhrer truly come to life and our ideas become as one. It is during aerobically intense activities such as this in which our ideas are most powerful. This is why simply talking into a camera has never changed anybodies mind while Alex Jones' explosive and confrontational presentation of the news has inspired millions of minds worldwide.
 
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AnOminous said:
Who the FUCK do you think you are you goddamn FAGGOT? Do you think you're intimidating me you goddamn PIECE OF SHIT?

I guarantee you are going to fucking REGRET the SHIT YOU JUST TALKED you goddamn fucking MAGGOT!

Do you even fucking REALIZE who you're talking to you motherfucking BITCH?
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You know what they say, juice owns the media.
 
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I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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Kevin Spencer said:
You know what they say, juice owns the media.
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Testaclese Maximus said:
Marxist Republican Oxford University, Oxford, UK. I can travel if need be. But bare in mind when I say throw down I mean THROW DOWN. Real men don't sit around on the internet being skinny and gossipping about ideas, they test their ideas in combat. I know 3 styles of martial arts, I powerlift and do 3 hours of cardio a day. I am also very well read, I've read Marx, Engels, Hegel, Lenin, Stirner, ALL the commie propaganda and destroyed the ideas by countering them with Sowell, Hayek, Rand, Hitler and Nietzsche. Debating me will not be easy, what books have YOU read? What styles do YOU know? How much can YOU lift? Do you do any cardio? More than 3 hours? These are the questions you need to ask yourself if you're serious about throwing down with me.

I am not at my apex when debating online or in a physically restrictive environment. My combative and aerobically explosive style does not translate well into text as you are unable to see my intimidating physical stature. I see your tactic is to get me drunk and weaken my brain, this will not work, I am able to see through your strategy. I only debate through physical combat because this is historically how ideas are passed on. Christianity was not debated into dominance it was FORCED. Hitler did not politely debate his way through Europe he FOUGHT. When Chamberlain tried to negotiate against him with pieces of paper he failed and it was up to Churchill to FIGHT for the unfortunate destruction of Nazi Germany. This is Darwinian reality, when I have your head clamped against the floor in glorious combat my words will be at their most powerful and you will know that my philosophy is dominant. It is also when we are at our physical peak our brains function most optimally, when I am powerlifting to my audiobook of Mein Kampf the words of the fuhrer truly come to life and our ideas become as one. It is during aerobically intense activities such as this in which our ideas are most powerful. This is why simply talking into a camera has never changed anybodies mind while Alex Jones' explosive and confrontational presentation of the news has inspired millions of minds worldwide.
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Quit cyber bowling me! I feel so bowlied right now!
 
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Nobody knows who the fuck you are on the internet, which is why when you want to threaten someone, do it IRL.
This is what separates the men from the boys.
 
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Dynastia said:
You've threatened to kill me over the internet at least thirty times now.
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I have.
Only to get you to stop whatever it was you were doing.
I’m not going to deny it.
Though you were hitting on me as much beforehand.
 
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