Introduction Thread

[janekop]

Hey, I've been lurking for a couple of months but unfortunately made the impulsive decision to make an account.

I'm mainly interested in the Rat King as well as Susan Schofield and of course dear Chris. I do feel as though I've lost some of my purity by signing up here. Who watches the watchers and all that.

 

[asterisk]

hi i am here to laugh at people and i hope to do just that hah hah.

 

[Outer Party Member]

Hello. I like drama and dumb shit on the internet. Naturally, I'm attracted to this place.

I follow A&H, Internet Famous, and Community Watch.

Keep doing God's work in cataloging the entertainment.

 

[Beta Faggot]

Hello! Been lurking for a few years and finally decided to make an account.

 

[Крыса]

Landed here because of the Meghan Murphy / Jonathan Yaniv drama then I got sucked in and lost way too many hours of my life on half a dozen threads and the wiki

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

Decided to make an account since I've been lurking here for about a couple weeks.

 

[Belmont]

My favorite lolcow died five years ago and after coming to terms with my grief, I decided to come to the farm to look for a new one.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Greetings and felicitations! I'm General Trelane, retired, the Squire of the humble moon of Gothos. Apologies for the lateness of my post, I've been here for about a week but have been incredibly rude and not done a proper introduction. I am intrigued by humanity and studying it has been a productive hobby of mine for years. This forum has been a wonderful repository for research into the best traits of humanity and I have learned many things. This concept of a 'lolcow' is very magnificent and has made me understand your people more. I will give my presence to you fine individuals from time to time if I have important information or feel like having friendly banter with humans. Have a wonderful weekend! Tally-ho!!!!

 

[WW 635]

I will give my presence to you fine individuals ... if I ... feel like having friendly banter with humans

I am very friendly

 

[dysentery]

Have a wonderful weekend! Tally-ho!!!!

You too, my friend!

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I am very friendly

Smashing! We shall get along famously!

 

[The Cunting Death]

Smashing! We shall get along famously!

Then fuck already.

Spoiler: Also

welcome to the farms c:

 

[The Doldrums]

Hello, recently joined today. I've been stalking these forums for a while, and decided it was high time to go ahead and finally make an account.
Looking very forward to enjoying my time here.

 

[Cthulu]

Hello, recently joined today. I've been stalking these forums for a while, and decided it was high time to go ahead and finally make an account.
Looking very forward to enjoying my time here.

Are you a tranny or a furry?

 

[The Doldrums]

Are you a tranny or a furry?

Not at all, can't even fathom being associated in anyway with those types.
They are quite amusing though in terms of how they act towards anything that goes against them.

 

[Cthulu]

Not at all, can't even fathom being associated in anyway with those types.
They are quite amusing though in terms of how they act towards anything that goes against them.

Sadly we are mostly trannies and furries

 

[hpprinter]

Just saying hi, HI!

 

[Susan Fumiko Tanaka]

Greetings. Signed up after lurking for about a year or so.
I sure appreciate the gossip and commentary found here.

 

[hpprinter]

Greetings. Signed up after lurking for about a year or so.
I sure appreciate the gossip and commentary found here.

Haven't lurked, but read and heard about this place for a year or so, just making my modest intro.

 

[thalwarrior]

brand fucking new. i have missed having a decent forum of fellow autist faggots.