Introduction Thread

[Begemot]

I am the most awesome crazy entertaining chick ever. I am infamous in the Great Debate Community. I have viral videos of me Welfare Queen Feeds Lobster To Dog, and harrassing Muslims in public with bacon. I have no shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXGF6oKNp7Q

That's good to hear, don't let the old guard here put you down. We need new blood and new ideas. Hope you have fun & stay safe!

 

[tampon_tornado]

Hi. I discovered KF a while back but only decided to join after the JY shenanigans started. Also Null is a goddamn inspiration.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Hi Kiwi Farms. I've been following the ramblings of our Lord and Saviour Chris for years, but it's only really now after reading the forums more I thought I'd sign up.

Sup?

 

[skellig58]

Hello the Farms! I've followed and lurked since Our Hallowed Shed Princess's story began and just recently signed on. I'm here for the insanity, SJW tears and general butt-hurt of the masses. I love this place.

 

[Godless9]

I am new here and I have already broken the rules. What am I doing wrong and how can I avoid it?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I am new here and I have already broken the rules. What am I doing wrong and how can I avoid it?

You've already made your bed. Now lay in it.

 

[Begemot]

I am new here and I have already broken the rules. What am I doing wrong and how can I avoid it?

Evil @chekovia: No, you are zir true quirky YASS SLAY KWEEN! Please share more of your personal life and fuck dese jealous hoes!
'Good' @chekovia: Stop over-sharing. feel free to talk about lolcows but reveal as little about yourself as humanly possible. Become part of the community, not a 'troll' that advertises their youtube channel. You might, might, be able to claw back normal accesses.

 

[Godless9]

Evil @chekovia: No, you are zir true quirky YASS SLAY KWEEN! Please share more of your personal life and fuck dese jealous hoes!
'Good' @chekovia: Stop over-sharing. feel free to talk about lolcows but reveal as little about yourself as humanly possible. Become part of the community, not a 'troll' that advertises their youtube channel. You might, might, be able to claw back normal accesses.

Ok I understand.

 

[HG 400]

Ok I understand.

I like you, have some money.

 

[Possibly Lupus]

Hey there everyone! I just joined the farms yesterday, though I've been lurking since last spring thanks to the exploits of the ever-entertaining PK/Glip, though I also keep tabs on our dear Chris-chan from time to time as well. I'm actually surprised that people here seem so friendly? I've felt very welcomed and would like to say thank you too!

 

[reddit superstar]

I came here hunting Fredrik Knudsen.

He has a very interesting and reasonably popular Jewtube series called Down the Rabbit Hole, a documentary series on lolcows. From that I've determined he's a kiwi. I must find him to save his future and becoming a lolcow himself.

Where is Fredrik Knudsen?

 

[Autistmus_Prime]

I’m here to watch several lolcows for my own interests.

 

[Crispeacock]

Yello all i came here round-about reading reddit finding the taylor swift drama the rekeita and his gorgeous lips. I much love Russell's inability to 'life' i find it amusing. Tho i have also enjoyed sams thread but never really got into cwc him i find s bit like james cordon about as funny as cholera.

Ps if anyone wonders chris peacock was someones name i knew and i thought it was juvenile and therefore humorous.

 

[korejapan 01]

Hello! ..or alternatively, 良い一日！

I came here to just have a laugh at some Lolcows and have some discussion about current events, etc. Just a general user!
I hope I have a good time.

ありがとうございました！

 

[Deep Th0ts]

I stumbled across Null's streams and have been stalking the Beauty Parlor for a while. I'm a culinaryfag and enjoy deep diving Anna Johnson's "receipes" so I can thrive just like our lil ginge angel. Also, reading this forum has destroyed the last ounce of goodwill I had for Sargon of Akkad and the septics. Thanks for helping me see the light Kiwis!

 

[Altera the Hun]

I came here because I've been reading the sjw art thread for a while now and decided to finally give my own thoughts on the horrible art in that thread. I also look at some of the behavior of some of the lolcows here (Hbomberguy, Andrew Dobson, John K, egoraptor for starters) and use them as examples on what not to do on the internet or the outside world, especially if it's a creative field, in order to avoid becoming a laughing stock. Anyway, I hope to enjoy my time here.

 

[brombeer]

After 6 years of forced retirement,
I decided to return to the farms and start contributing again.





(I got married and now I'm divorced.lolcows make me feel less sorry for myself...)

 

[MasterDisaster]

Welcome, newcomers. Please remove all clothes, prepare for delousing and be sure to send one moderator of your choice your nudes.

 

[Bigmanontheblock]

I'm here to disappoint my ancestors

 

[GhostBird50]

Came here following everyone's favorite comic creator and autistic hedgehog man. thought I would join and get the lols right from the source.

I have already been posting but thought i would introduce myself.

now if only I could figure out how to use the rating function.