Introduction Thread

[エリス]

I'm here to convince josh to fuck my bussy, choke me, and leave me in a shallow ukrainian grave.

 

[Duz_Machines]

Hello, I've been lurking a while and now I'm part of kiwi farms. Began with Luna and Sammie, stayed for the Hartley Goblins and now working through Tess Holliday.

 

[Bluemoon]

Hey. Been lurking for awhile, coming here for the gaf/era thread. Enjoyed the fun tjere, and some otjer threads, but I'll probably still remain a lurker... who knows

 

[Bad Headspace]

I was lurking this place for years, so I have made an account. Hello.

 

[Gertordnia]

Hello.
I lurked this place for many years but i finally decided to make an account.
If you want something interesting from me is that i can show the best lolcows of Dagoland and taco continent.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

Hi.
I am a muslim dude who has been following jerry peet ever since joshscorcher released "response to bhaalspawn". Josh claimed to his audience that jerry was respectable, but after seeing his content on tumblr he quite clearly is selfish and has not been beaten enough as a child (And deserved the flak he got). Over the years I have grown to hate this man as he has a warmongering attitude towards people who oppose the LGBT degenerates and literally (Yes I am not being hyperbolic) treats cartoons as serious as warfare or poverty. I can also bear witness that he has written "stockholm" an MLP fanfic where 80% is child-rape.

Because of all this I can not understand why josh is still friends with jerry, it culminated with josh releasing "response to lily peet" and the rest is well recorded in the jerry peet 400 page kiwifarms thread.

 

[Rick Pratt]

Hi,I started lurking back in 2017,I'm more active on the PULL (Pretty Ugly Little Liar) forums, but knew of Chris chan in 2014,I started lurking the Einshine and Benthelooney threads and a few other lolcow threads,as some of those people were people I used to watch the youtube videos of, I'm not really the usual person to browse this type of site, but considering I had some similar opinions on the people there were threads of, I used to be on the site Google+ where some drama would take place and the fact I used to watch some centrist "Skeptic" videos,I think this site would an interesting place to explore,it's not that different from PULL or Encylopedia Dramatica, the latter site was one of my introductions to the 1980s sitcom The Young Ones, one of my favourite shows of all time,I have based my account name and picture off one of the characters, Rick Pratt, a whiny wannabe poet,I relate to that character a lot.

 

[BenevolenceInDenial]

Hello!
I am an antifa supersoldier, sent by my superiors to infiltrate this site. I would very much appreciate if you sent me your real name and address through DMs, so I can report you to your local authorities! Looking forward to becoming friends with you!

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I had been avoiding this for a while but ok, whatever, let's do this. I've lurked for a bit, mostly keeping tabs on a handful of cows/groups for both staying informed and being amused/vindicated at times. Despite its apparent reputation for shit-flinging and autism I actually do like the A&H section a lot as a kind of news aggregator and comment section.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Hey I'm A2P. I'm a spergy grifter from the Stepmania community, and I love shitposting above all else.

 

[Hariel]

What's life without laughter? This site gives so much laughter to all sorts of makes and models of people that I felt it was time I made a account here and join in on the fun. Lurked for ages though. I'll talk anything with anyone, it's all whatever to me and if I don't know it, hell I'll consider it a learning experience!

 

[Lame Entropy]

I've been on here a month and somehow overlooked this. I just need something to do in my downtime when I don't feel like being productive so I may as well be an autist on here.

 

[Tacky Old Broad]

Ok, as a recovering knee-jerk liberal, I always scowled at "the evil bullies" of KF showing up in google results.
Then Onision fucked up his yard. So I tiptoed in. Then I heard about Droolface Russell. And I came back. Now La Zorra...fuck y'all, ya got me.
I may not post often, but I will be here laughing and jeering along.

 

[Timaeus Testified]

Whoops, I'm a few weeks late in making this post. Uh, I like spider girls. Not actual spiders, but driders and the like. Since everyone on the internet seems to embrace their fetishes I figured I'd just pick one and roll with it. Keep me posted on Happenings; I don't trust most other forms of "social media". I will say though I never thought I'd be using a forum board again ever since my old 'Zetaforums' days. Surprisingly this forum is well-maintained; I'm impressed.

 

[DROP OUT]

Hello there.

This is one of the only websites I've lurked for months on end, but never thought of making an account. Eventually, I just thought, "Eh, fuck it," and decided to register. The more I lurked this site, the more it intrigued me, especially with the people and subjects covered here. I may not be as much into lolcow culture as many other people on this site, but I figure the more I use this site, it might just grow onto me.

I don't know how much I'll post, though hopefully I can still be somewhat active here. It seems like this is a good place to just kick back and have a little fun, so I might as well do that too.

Cheers.

 

[GlueAsLube]

Spent the last part of eight months lurking. First came here to look at some stuff about the hooligans, but ended up staying. Finally made an account yesterday.
Use to be super sensitive and would bitch and moan about “internet bullies” but this website taught me how to actually laugh at shit, even if it was considered offensive.
Idk how to use forums, I never did prior to this, so I’m bullshitting as I go. But yeah, hello!

 

[Medicated]

Hello, I'm no one special.

I like collecting and researching things the mainstream press doesn't. Whether politics, celebrity gossip or lolcow edrama.

My second hobby is collecting photos of women with unusual natural proportions.

 

[Your Average Soyboy]

Hi.

I've been lurking this site for a couple of months now after hearing about the whole KickVic movement from a friend of mine who told me about how much of a monster this Vic guy was, so I did some digging and found this place which has completely changed my perspective on the whole thing. And now that I'm somewhat caught up on that drama, it seems like I have plenty of lolcow drama to look at while I consume my various Soy products.

 

[Vampirella]

Hello again Kiwis. It's Nekromantik. Hard drive died and kiwi farms was the only website I couldn't get my password back on. I rise again.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Hello again Kiwis. It's Nekromantik. Hard drive died and kiwi farms was the only website I couldn't get my password back on. I rise again.

Ouch, I hate it when that happens. You should buy one of those password notebooks. Write that shit down in a hard copy.