Introduction Thread

[Namekian George Floyd]

I've known about this site for years but started lurking regularly after becoming a fan of Josh's streams. I've actually never joined or posted in any forums before unless you count 4chan but I would like to contribute to the discourse here. Sadly, I am a gamer and weaboo so if I do something autistic or break any unspoken rules then please let me know. My main interests on here are youtubers and exceptional individuals in the vain of ChrisChan, Segacamp, and JustinRPG, basically just weirdos.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

Hi

 

[Isaac Cox]

Ayo wuz krakin s'yoboi with the big D comin' at chu lettin y'all know I'm deep in this shitpostin' game son.

Been lurking for years and figured I might as well join one of the last remaining places I can speak my mind and make fun of the mentally retarded.

 

[TeddyK]

Hi. I'm just here to lurk and laugh at the lefties.

 

[Doughnut boy]

I believe this is all I need to say
And yes did try to use the "creamy filling" face for my Avatar

Jimmy Neutron - Donut Boy Theme Song

The Donut Boy Theme song! (Shaft theme song) Last phrase at the end was cut of due video-editing. It has to be 'Noooo... this is the scene where you GET LOST!'

m.youtube.com

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Hi! I'm Gym Leader Elesa! I'm new here!

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Didn't know that you were supposed to do this here. Hello, SFV is a shit fighting game.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Heyo.

I like reading shitposts and drama from under my tarp in Idaho. I will borecut your snags down for $25 a tree.

 

[Happy Gopnik]

Hi all,

Used to read ED a butt ton a few years back and loved that good stuff. Came here for the Vic stuff, stayed for all the lolcows. Bless all of you magnificent bastards.

 

[Helvete Cornflakes]

I lost track of the CWCki a while ago and I think I had an account here before. What can I say? I missed the fine folks here at the farms.

 

[CaptainNiemand]

Ayo wuz krakin s'yoboi with the big D comin' at chu lettin y'all know I'm deep in this shitpostin' game son.

Been lurking for years and figured I might as well join one of the last remaining places I can speak my mind and make fun of the mentally exceptional.
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Wot?

Where's the "かわるはよ" ???


(Greetings from elsewhere on the Gainax timeline.)

 

[Commander Shepard]

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite site on the internet.

 

[Isaac Cox]

Wot?

Where's the "かわるはよ" ???

「かわるわよ」と意味？　日本語が未だ上手じゃないよ。　少し日本語を分かることだけの。。。

 

[CaptainNiemand]

「かわるわよ」と意味？　日本語が未だ上手じゃないよ。　少し日本語を分かることだけの。。。

That version of the Re: Cutie Honey OP has its ending clipped, so I was pointing out how Honey's famous catchphrase "Kawaruhayo! (I'm gonna change!)" is missing.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

I am the Mad Asshatter, and my previous username here was Maggot. I had foolishly used one of the burner-type email that expired quickly thinking it would be one and done., But I had trouble logging in again (it wasn't accepting my password) and after many various efforts of this, I had to admit defeat and thus had to re-register.

So now 'Maggot' is the Mad Asshatter.

 

[Hechter]

I used to read ED and some other incarnation of the farms years ago when Chris was still very active. Life was fun and full of promise, and always easy to laugh. Now I try to preserve the past and collect old things from childhood. I'm a fan of YTV's old programming and would love a complete archive of old recordings commercials and all. If you like old media, then we probably have something in common.

Same here, I miss old ED

 

[Dr Pepper Defense League]

I used to be an SJW and now I'm tired and that's how I ended up here. It is wild to see what is allowed to slide in SJ cliques lmao.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

I’m here for internet drama. I started around gamergate it so, watched Sargon for a while (his soothing English voice smoothed over the fact that he is, in fact, a very very intelligent man). Some time in 2018 I started watching old metokur videos, and that led me to the kill stream during boulder gate. Since the killstream died I’ve really only been watching josh and metokur, it seems like there isn’t much of the kind of drama I like anymore.

Also I’m not a girl

 

[Venus Blue]

Hey all, been lurking here for a while. I originally thought creating an account during the summer but then wasn't sure if I'd be ready for such a big step yet.

A nice combination of developing mental illness that went mostly untreated in early childhood and discovering 4chan/a local equivalent at 14 fucked my shit up pretty good, not gonna lie there. I have become more self-aware of my behavior and how unhealthy some of my thoughts have been in the past few years but since I'm still mentally ill as all hell I have a bunch of free time and this seems like a decent place to waste it. Also drama is fun.

 

[Wish I knew]

I guess i should say that I've been a longtime lurker on Kiwi Farms for over 3-4 years now. I recall back in 2015 how I first found the site through The Cringe Channels tumblr, they were posting about Lucas Werner and had a few links to his thread, I found it to be interesting and the site mostly lingered in my mind until 2016 when i decided to revisit it just in time for the Salt Mine Election Salt (Now Trump Derangement thread). I guess around that time I had mostly nothing else to do and spent time just looking at threads and reading others posts. I still do now and i guess i should admit that i'm more of a reading type of forum user than a posting forum user.