Introduction Thread

[garum expert]

why am I banned from chat @Null? I demand restitution

 

[Pepsi Man]

Hello, everyone. I’ve been lurking for a few years now, and I joined to come out of lurking and join in on the discussion. Just to find that I don’t have much to really add to the discussion. So until I come across some unique experience with Ralph or whoever, I wanna get more involved with the off topic boards.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Hello, I've been lurking since Comicsgate started (despite the fact that I don't really give a shit about comics, it's the rabbit hole that led me here). I like making fun of troons, being an edgelord, heavy metal music, University Challenge and Oxford commas. I went to the first gooncon and the only anime I ever saw was Ninja Scroll on VHS.

 

[BitchingDan]

I made my account a full year before posting my first comment, each day flogging myself with the freshly discarded nail clippings of a random lolcow picked out of a hat, only to be followed with a rigorous regimen of sissy hypno videos that simultaneously scream random verses from the Torah between the screams and moans of confused men finding something to keep they're minds off of the ever pervading feeling that you're going to die one day having done nothing meaningful whatsoever, and the only thing you have to show for your time on this earth is arthritis and aids.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Registration is open!

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Just another nobody lurker finally feeling shitty enough to dip my toes into the game since I've been following lolcow news since early chrischan and being exposed to 4chan before my brain fully developed. Lost a lot of good friends to the tranny wars and I can't take this shit anymore.

 

[vivanse]

ah i thought i should perhaps introduce myself cuz im a new account n whatnot. lovely to meet u all, im a long-time lurker whom decided it may be time to actually make an account!

 

[nine inch perfect drugs]

Hello everybody.
Lurker for years blah blah blah.

 

[David Glowie]

Hello. Long time lurker, saw registrations were open and decided it's time to accept the inevitable.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

Hello. I'm also a former lurker, but a few times now, threads I was interested in required an account. With the restrictions gone, it's time to formally join you. Let's go to hell together.

 

[NCR Trooper]

Hello.

 

[yosho]

Josh's first appearance on The Dick Show brought me here, and I've been lurking on and off ever since. Finally decided to make an account, mostly so I could view the members-only sections.

Spoiler

Remember when TDS was good? I miss those days.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

The Shanghai Shivers brought me here.
I lurked really fucking hard but now the time has come. Fuck it.

Also, hi Josh

 

[KateHikes]

Good day, lads. Longtime lurker (mostly the Mike Enoch thread, because fuck TRS). Jews, homos, race-mixers, commies, and pagan LARPers to the ovens. I enjoy being a dad and making lots of white babies.

(I’ve also been a lurker over at gamer uprising for a few years, and have enjoyed reading the slap fights that go on between here and there. Quite entertaining.)

Christ is King and White power!

 

[Sperg Burglar]

Hi goonz 2004 amirite? :2004:

Long time lurker. Registered an account two years ago and promptly lost access to it because I'm retarded and neglected to remember my Proton Mail account or my login info, so here we go again.

 

[Avant 'Tarde]

Hey everyone. Long-time lurker, said "fuck it" and registered today, all that shit you've heard before. Can't wait to finally join in.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

Hello everyone. I joined on the referral of a current user. To that person, I would like to say thank you. I have lurked on this site in the past and it was time to get on and contribute to this great site. So many threads interest me, but the America First and Deathfats are particularly entertaining to me.

 

[Anthophobian]

Look mom I'm on a nazi forum!

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Hi there. I lurked on-and-off for a few years, mostly for the artcows. I finally made an account to join in on the America First meltdown fiesta.

 

[The Gene Genie]

Another long-time lurker. Figured I'd join.