Introduction Thread

[Appetizer]

Hello all, here's my first post. I like binge-lurking this forum every once in a while and thought I ought to make an account.

 

[Betonhaus]

Hello, you may call me Betonhaus.
I'm nobody you know.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Joined yesterday, but a long time lurker. Just wanted to laugh at trannies and discuss hobbies.

 

[Ms.Viecons]

Like most of the people here I'm just a long-time lurker who finally decided to get off of their ass and make an account. Nice to meet you all.

 

[Gurulu]

Hi everyone, joined after lurking for a year or two. I hope to laugh with you guys at all the insanity going on in the world.

 

[Sneedling]

Hello all, here's my first post. I like binge-lurking this forum every once in a while and thought I ought to make an account.

We have consecutive posts ITT, and both our images feature chives. What are the chances?

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

wait shit I forgot to do this

yes my account is six years old, never bothered really participating until recently. I'm not allowed on twitter any more because I call the wrong people retards too often, usually furries

 

[Manu Chao90]

Hi. Here for the funny fun laugh, don't mind me.

 

[A Sunset]

Hey I didn’t know this thread existed. I joined a little more than a year ago to make fun of Shannon Gaines, AKA the Gaytor Gamer. That then spiraled into unpredictable and entertaining autism throughout 2022.

 

[Greggs]

Hi

 

[You Stupid Fucking Chud]

HELLO?

 

[TIM4EUS]

hi, new guy here. this place is just like 4cha-ACK!

 

[mannic]

Hello! hii??

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I will also never look at this thread again.

 

[The Carpet Crawler]

Been lurking for a while, figured I'd get an account.

 

[Vinegar Lover]

Hello all. Was a long term Reddit user before deleting my account around the time when it finally kicked the bucket when /r/MDE and all the rest got deleted. Amidst iDubbbz post-Anisa and the Ali Alexander stuff I couldn't stay away, that and I like watching the jersh streams. Also I like being able to say nigger online

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I am actually a returning member after the 2019 "leak" that really wasn't so bad as people thought. In hindsight, I think it was a hasty decision, but everybody gets a little burned out from doing the same thing.

I noticed @CatParty is a mod now, that's frightening lol. I loved posting about "pizza time" and gangweed memes with him.

@AnOminous is still #1 poster by far. Guy has made me literally laugh out loud in front of my computer, and that's very rare. Just a nonstop firehose of unfiltered profanity mixed with actual great insight. You have to love that.

I'm forgetting some names, but you guys are still funny as fuck and that's why I rejoined.

 

[She Beetle]

Sort of the same story, my computer bricked last year around about the most recent data breach. My account used an alias email but I lost most of my accounts with that computer (bye bye password manager) and I just haven't bothered making a new account until today, mostly because of the fresh meat thing denoting accounts created after the influx of new members from Twitter. I'm assuming I just can't create a custom status now?

I rejoined because none of my friends know who MovieBob is and Kiwi Farms is sadly the only place I was able to talk about books.

 

[VeePeeN]

Pseudo-newfag here! First account lost, the part of my brain that housed muh recovery details went the way of the 41%. Originally joined to laugh at DSP in the wake of his dropping an n-bomb on stream a few years back (which obviously was an honest mistake, but hilarious nonetheless).

Grew tired of lurking and was just as interested in the non-lolcow boards as the ones that this site is well-known for, so made a new account (with contingencies to mitigate my less-than stellar memory this time)

Also I like being able to say nigger online

To Vinegar Lover: I feel you bro. As someone who's first foray into internet forums was a WebTV in the mid-to-late 90s, the Farms is such a breath of fresh air. We really didn't know what we had back then. I can still recall vividly my first encounters with AGP-trannies and furries as an impressionable young lad in those days of IRC chats, and was just as disgusted and horrified. If I only knew how bad things would really get tho . . .

 

[spaztocate9000]

I shall use this account until I think of another username that tickles my balls.