Introduction Thread

[exball]

You guys seem cool, so far.

Give it a month. You'll hate everyone by then.

 

[Megahertz]

Give it a month. You'll hate everyone by then.

Counting down the days as we speak.

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

Salutations! I migrated here from Tumblr the other week and...I'm still learning post etiquette...

There's little to say about myself. I'm just a little ole wastrel who sees far, far too much of herself in some certain lolcows. Here's a song for your troubles:

Spoiler: videos go under spoilers right

 

[CatParty]

Salutations! I migrated here from Tumblr the other week and...I'm still learning post etiquette...

There's little to say about myself. I'm just a little ole wastrel who sees far, far too much of herself in some certain lolcows. Here's a song for your troubles:

Spoiler: videos go under spoilers right

oh cool! do you have a link to your tumblr?

 

[EI 903]

Salutations! I migrated here from Tumblr the other week and...I'm still learning post etiquette...

There's little to say about myself. I'm just a little ole wastrel who sees far, far too much of herself in some certain lolcows. Here's a song for your troubles:

Spoiler: videos go under spoilers right

Excellent start, spoilering a video. A lot of people see themselves in lolcows, but keep in mind that pointing it out in threads is usually tiresome and off-topic. If you can avoid that, you'll more than likely be fine.

Have fun :-)

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

oh cool! do you have a link to your tumblr?

YYyyyes, I do! There's not terribly much to see and I'm not so sure if sharing it here is really wise, but here it is.

Excellent start, spoilering a video. A lot of people see themselves in lolcows, but keep in mind that pointing it out in threads is usually tiresome and off-topic. If you can avoid that, you'll more than likely be fine.

Have fun :-)

Thank you! I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

 

[CatParty]

YYyyyes, I do! There's not terribly much to see and I'm not so sure if sharing it here is really wise

cat pics and futurama. you okay by me!

 

[Clown Doll]

We also have art threads on Off-topic(that open up after a certain amount of posts so if you're creative and like have a deviantart or an account on another arting site, you can share those as well. And Welcome !.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Hey there everyone - figured there was no harm in joining up, after having been lurking here since... February I think? I dunno. Either way, you guys seem like a swell bunch, and I figure there's no point in continuing to lurk.

 

[ALKENO]

I'm a long time lurker, and first time poster. My interest in Chris (and lolcows in general) came from my hobby of reading bad fanfiction. Sonichu, as arguably the worst "fanfiction" ever, greatly piqued my interest and I've been a fan ever since. I live near the Charlottesville area too, so it's interesting to hear about these things from Christory that I've seen in the flesh (I used to love The GamePlace as a kid haha).

Nice to meet you guys!

 

[Sneople Eater]

Since I'm rather new I thought I should make a post here as well.

Yo. I've been lurking the farms for almost a year now and finally decided to sign up. You'll most likely find me posting on threads about terrible artists and shitty art. [And when the Off-topic forum finally opens for me I'll check out and post in the art threads there as well.] As an artist myself, I can't stand jerks that think they deserve to have money tossed at them when they can't even be arsed to practice their anatomy.

I'm a big fan of podcasts, like The F Plus, that make fun of weirdos on the internet and their creepy fetishes. The Deviantart Horrors thread is probably my favorite thread so far. The horror... the horror.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

I suppose I should probably get around to posting here...

I'm Rascal, been popping in around here a while, got drawn deeper into lurking at the height of Vade's shitstorm (because it affected people I know), finally signed up when I felt I had a couple things to contribute in the Ballpit. That's where most of my primary first-hand experience is, but I read some of the other forums.

I typically try not to say much unless I feel I have something reasonable (or sufficiently funny) to contribute, but sometimes I might fuck up that estimation.

 

[DNJACK]

Hi I'm here here. Plz don't hate.

 

[Supreme Edgecucker]

Hi, this is my very first post. I found this place through the Kantha Souvannarath lolcow drama and have been sort of lurking on and off. I decided to take a long vacation from the 'chans for my mental health, but my long-term OCD and shitposting addictions have led me to seek alternatives. Like a junky scratching his pitted arms and licking the bottom of the methadone-syrup paper cup, my unnatural cravings have led me to this board. I will try to behave myself and be a postive member of the lolcow community n' sheeeit.

 

[DogshitTaco]

Hi Kiwis! I already spent my first few posts on Marijan's thread, but what the hell; I'll do this introduction thing. I've been a lurker on the farms since about the end of last year, mostly following the aforementioned thread, among TJ Church's and Nick Bate's (the trainwreck I wish I'd never seen), to name a couple others. I'm 35 (I somehow accidently selected 1979 upon signup, but fuck it, I don't care!) and currently don't work or get out much at all due to hip complications I have on both sides, so I have some time to waste. Thankfully I have one transplant out of the way.

I mostly divide my time between surfing the net, movies (mostly horror), computer games, and music (huge NIN fan). I joined the kiwi farms because it's fun to read about interesting personalities on the net and it's a great time waster, not to mention all the hilarious and intelligent posters on here. Anyway, I guess that's all for now.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Hello, Kiwis! Thought I'd finally stop lurking and post. Because I've had a keen interest in really weird shit since a young age, I've developed a morbid fascination with lolcows very early in my Internet life experience. In recent years my focus has been the wondrous misadventures of Chris-chan, which led me to join the Kiwi forums once all the discussion about Chris moved here.

Not much to say about me in comparison. I'm a former art student who loves animation and thrives on accumulating useless facts. I'm a big hit with kids.

 

[Guzzlord]

Hi hello its me

have been lurking for some time, but decided to register an account, because why not?
found the board through cwc wiki, which i admittely read a lot and still check for updates occassionally.
have been following the cwc saga p much since 2008, mostly via ED, thats also where i also informed myself about former lolcows until now, since im kind of interested into people like this, even if im prone to secondhand embarrassment through them haha

nice to meet you guys!

 

[Lunete]

I've already made a few posts but I should properly introduce myself. I've been lurking for several months and finally decided to join.
Apart from my interest in lolcows there isn't much to say about me. I'm a graphic design student and I like to read and watch movies in my free time.

 

[cereal legs]

Hey everybody! I'm yet another long-time lurker who finally decided to sign up for an account here. Lolcows and abnormal psych have always made interesting reading for me, so I began to read this site more and more regularly and, well, here I am.

I just graduated with a degree in graphic design and I draw stuff a lot. I also like video games, costuming, and composing music from time to time.

 

[BreannaChronicles]

Hi Everyone. It's me Pad. What's everyone up to?