Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Have lurked forever, finally bothered registering because I've got a rather unique cow to share as soon as I've got enough content for a thread on them and can be absolutely sure all of it is legitimate (the cow in question likes to change aliases and delete fucking everything roughly every two months and/or whenever they get caught running a scam, which is often)

I really wish I'd found KF years ago because I love watching people get inordinately mad at dumb shit on the internet.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
Have lurked forever, finally bothered registering because I've got a rather unique cow to share as soon as I've got enough content for a thread on them and can be absolutely sure all of it is legitimate (the cow in question likes to change aliases and delete fucking everything roughly every two months and/or whenever they get caught running a scam, which is often)

I really wish I'd found KF years ago because I love watching people get inordinately mad at dumb shit on the internet.
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I joined because I think kiwis are cute birds and I will support any kiwi farm! :heart-full:

lol no seriously, I joined because I would often read stuff about some youtubers and tumblr on this site and dumb shit like this entertains me a lot.
 
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Damn, why haven't I made an account years ago is beyond me. I only just made the account through Steam so hoping it doesn't restart the rep whenever every time I log in through Steam.

So dropping myself by like an average weeb autist. Only discovered 2 lolcow threads who I participate on.
 
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I realize I'm :late: but I never posted here. Still pretty new to the farms but I've been lurking a while and finally decided to make an account. Still will probably lurk more than anything but it's nice to finally send some posts out. Always fun to follow some good cows.
 
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Heyo, I'm Kurzov. Been lurking ever since the Alex Mauer story broke, might as well show up to the party. As Leveilleur said in the post above this, it's always fun to follow some good cows.

I do have ADHD. Don't just brush me off because of it.
 
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Hello. I'm Suki. I'm new here. I just found out about this site today, so I registered in hopes of getting some entertainment in my boring, shitty pathetic excuse of a life.
 
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Greetings, I am your average young adult with autistic traits and a side of weeb.
I have been a lurker here for a few weeks already, decided to sign up in case I found myself wanting to add a retarded comment to an ongoing thread, as well as find some lolcows for my friends who absolutely love laughing/cringing at 'em. Pleased to meet you.
 
Never noticed this thread so I might as well post in it now.

You guys can call me Sylvie. I originally joined because my friends had stuff on thumbcramps and they didn't want to post it because of the website's "reputation", so I bit the bullet and did it for them. But then I got sucked in... whoops. The ride never ends.
In general, the only thing I can offer is cringe-worthy posts from Tumblr and DeviantART, plus my own special Paula autism. Hopefully it's good enough for the Kiwi Gods!
 
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So, hello. I never expected myself having an account on here in all honesty. I only made it so I could post on a thread so there's no going back now, huh?
I remember lurking here back when the *****sphere was still up. That's actually where I first heard of the Farms when a group of friends brought it up. Until recently I'd just forgotten about it, then I read some threads, and now I'm here. I really won't post much on here, but I'll stay as active as I can.

Also, yes, my name is misspelled. No, it wasn't intentional.
 
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Hi, kinda late intro but just another long time lurker. Found out about this place through PK callouts and had fun ever since reading all these threads.
 
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I know that it's been past due for my intro, but whatever, fuck it. I was a long time lurker since mid-2014 and come mid-2015, after a day in piano class, I said 'fuck it' and made an account which I didn't use until mid-2016 where I posted in the Nick Bate thread. All in all, Y'all seem to be cool people.
 
A bit late, but I was lurking on this site since around June because of somehow finding the entersphere, and then started looking at the other boards. Eventually decided to join.
 
I lurked for about three months, exclusively viewing the Amberlynn thread before joining in March. Only recently have I explored past the Beauty Parlor, but I like it! There's lots of intelligent conversation happening here. Y'all are some smart cookies.
 
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I have lurked the site and the wiki for about 2 or so years, Decided to make a account wanting to post on the forums gaining interest in the Manosphere section of Lolcow.
 
I'm big into internet nostalgia. I miss people acting goofy on the internet because they were hiding behind screen names. Now the only people who act like true dumbasses online are also unmitigated disasters in real life. So here I am.
 
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