Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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Hey, I was a thread lurker but joined around the time of the Janke threads' creation/popularity. Learned about this site through a friend that's big into Chris-Chan and decided to stay due to the honesty and the frivolous nature of some of the weirder threads. Thanks for having me Kiwis.
 
henlo fellow nerds
I'm a long time lurker, decided to make an account, and by Jersh's mercy and approval, I am now allowed to shitpost.
Few things about me:
- OG in the online "reaction", think Amazing Atheist/Thunderf00t/Elevatorgate days
- redditor (I know, I know), drama, stupidpol etc.
- regular listener to Jersh's YT weeklies
In short, I think that this forum will likely be the last spot to entertain myself. I'm already banned from most large subreddits, like europe, nottheonion, science etc. stupidpol is under a terror regime with a fatwa against trains posting. drama is long dead. I've been jannied off twitter in the Nicole Fuentes December 7 (?) purge wave, because I made the miscalculation to follow his burner account. Not a fan of the groypers, just wanted to mock her catboy affinities, but Twitter jannies offed me.
Telegram I can't stand, I'm far too smart for all the gore and monke chest beating. That leaves KF!
Glad to meet you all.
 
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Hello, realized I should probably introduce myself at some point. Long-time lurker, joined because every other avenue on the internet has got me bored to tears in this modern age. These days, I am mostly invested in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe, but I have been more passively interested in CWC for ages.

As you might have been able to surmise, I also have a truly autistic obsession with the Sherlock Holmes books, and many derivative works. All that being said, it's good to be here.
 
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Hey people.
I used to post on the BLF a fair bit many many years ago. Also liked to engage in poltical debates on youtube, discord, even tumblr way back, but little of that exists anymore.
I've barely posted on any public social media anymore since it seems like every community I used to participate in either got shut down or turned to shit.
I'm also interested in designing circuit boards, programming, gardening, cooking, etc.
I'm aware of """big names""" like darksidephyl and ralph but I'm hearing about most of these lolcows for the first time.
 
Hello internet! I am a new member who has been lurking for a few weeks. I was a social worker by trade (ER to get specific) and have met my faaaair share of munchies.

MBI intrigues and mysyifies me (as well as makes me question my faith in humanity).

I have finally come from beneath the shadows to participate and to get my daily dose of 🤦‍♂️🤣😖🧐!!

So once again hello internet world!!!
 
helo bIG iNTERNET and welcome to TheUnsafeOne
im a person on the internet and sometimes i like to talk unusually.

i try not to be a prick most of the time but i suppose if i think someones being a bitch to me i might reciprocate
 
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Greetings majestic beings. I joined since I like hearing the gossip on stupid people who make themselves look like assholes without realizing it.
 
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