Introduction Thread

[uguu]

I'm a longtime luker I just wanted to make sure my account was ok and say hi from tor.

 

[White Pee]

Introducing myself assuming new accounts aren't getting the rope soon. Only poked my head in a few times over the years during happenings, but have been enjoying cow recaps on YT more lately so joined up.

Better late then never?

 

[Gat]

I can't believe I joined just in time for the end times.

 

[MrBlack]

Long time lurker first time poster etc.
The farms is one of the greatest sources of free entertainment on the internet. Hopefully this happening passes soon but if it doesn't, I enjoyed lurking and reading. Maybe I'll even post a bit.

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

 

[nothing2]

After hearing about user passwords potentially being leaked, I checked all of my emails for old registration confirmation messages to see if I ever made an account here. It turns out I did.

 

[Tracksuit PHd]

I did not heed Dear Feeder's warnings and lost my account. Switched to a burner email after the last breach and never bothered to get a more permanent alternate email. My old account is @Doctor Tracksuit

Edit: typos.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Longtime lurker, finally created an account in 2021. Living in the cursed land of Brazil.

Come to Brazil.

 

[Big Stank Dick Dad]

I'm retarded and got locked out of my old account and need a first post, so hi.

 

[Smunchy]

I lurked until I was forced to make an account. I just wanna laugh at stupid people and not be told to troon out and eat bugs.

 

[RoxSneed]

I've lurked here since around 2020 but finally decided to get an account after the recent shakeup. Mostly just wanted QoL stuff like tracking new posts in a thread. Thanks to @chiobu for the invite!

 

[Diapershit]

From just reading to fully sneeding, this is epic.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

Hello, I am Becomemysoulreaver12, the artist formerly known as @Becomemysoulreaver, as many others I was one of the retards that used a temp email and lost my account forever, thats why my new pfp is my Kiwi-chan sonic character drawing, to show my autism.

 

[Matt Hamilton]

Hi, I'm Matt Hamilton. I run the NAS fedi. I first learned of KF after the puppeteer's hand was inserted up Matthew Prince's ass.

I'm boring. Here are quotes I like from people smarter than me:

"I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it"
- Voltaire

"Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants."
- Justice Louis D. Brandeis

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Ego and self-censorship are first to poison the well of knowledge."
- Unknown

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Hi, I'm Matt Hamilton. I run the NAS fedi. I first learned of KF after the puppeteer's hand was inserted up Matthew Prince's ass.

I'm boring. Here are quotes I like from people smarter than me:

What is a NAS fedi

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Lurker for years, hesitated to make an account because I felt like I didn't have anything to add. After the de-platforming bullshit and Jersh's herculean efforts just to get the site back up I figured fuck it if I can contribute even a little it's worth the time to make an account.

 

[DoomSayer]

Hello. Longtime lurker and sektur respektur.
A curse on all who wish to impede the sneed.

 

[be me just a rando]

Lurker who lurkies then becums a sneeder, you know the story, aren't I a basic bitch.
You can tell that I am gay cause I fucking love colored text.
P l e a s e B e P a t i e n t , I H a v e A u t i s m​

 

[translivesmatter]

Lurker here, finally joining realizing that this might be my last chance to contribute

 

[ReVeRaNd DoCtOr]

Long time lurker. Small time poster.

"I can vouch that this is not the crow" - KateFarmsShill, November 2021